Saturday, September 29, 2012

WTF part 2

Sorry everyone for not updating I have been really sick but i'm getting better now.Here is what happened in the last post bey and solo became back close until the door bell rung and solo answer and found two beautiful girls at the door come to find out they are bey and solo half sisters and Mathew love children outside of his marriage. Enjoy.
(Bey) WTF HUH IS WRONG I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL THAT BITCH I MEAN CHICK WHERE ME AND MY MAN STAY AT YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.
(Solo) He must have something in his head ain't working right I told my mom a long time ago to leave him because he not right in the head smh don't nobody listen to me anymore.
(Mama Tina) Ya watch ya mouths we have two beautiful innocent little girls that is looking at ya like ya are crazy they don't need to be hearing all this profanity. Come sit down girls what are ya names again?
(Jay) Yeah tell them mom they must be crazy too smh they was raised right I don't know what's wrong with them two.
(Bey) I walked over to jay grabbed his nuts and said"Oh really Jay you trying to be funny okay you must not want some of this apple pie later on matter of fact you on 4 weeks punishment no apple pie for you now who crazy now huh? my point exactly.
(Jay) Baby you know i'm just playing come on I love you and  you and I both know 4 weeks girl bye you know  you can't live without Big Jr. I smacked bey ass so hard that she jumped and her ass cheeks clapped damn i'm good.
(Gloria) ummmmm Jay you better keep your hands off her behind I don't care if this is your house while i'm here you don't do nothing sexual to her not in my present and if I  find out you trying to get some without her permission it's going to be me and you.
(Solange) SMH ya are nasty take that upstairs ya are having a big headed honey bun in the oven now ya want two more?
(Mama Tina) okay everyone sit down and chill out  i'm trying to get to know these two over here looking so cute. What's ya names?
(in unison) Sierra and Kierra
(Jay) Awwwh how cute who is who?
(Sierra) I'm Sierra my favorite color is black i'm 14 years old I love writing,singing,cooking,watching cartoons,movies and OMG ya are BEYONCE,JAY-Z,SOLANGE AND MRS.TINA WOW i'm sorry for that i'm just star stuck.
(Kierra) smh dang Sierra chill out I understand you are star struck so am I but we have to maintain our cool they probably thinking wow she is crazy ya have to excuse her she had  starbursts,skittles and a Pepsi.Anyways enough about her I'm Kierra but everyone call me Ki Ki  my favorite color is blue I'm also 14 years old our birthdays is August 4,1988 I love to sing,dance,rap,cook,watch cartoons,lifetime movies and just be me.
( Bey) wow ya are so much alike ya have some good hobbies both born on the 4th that's a lucky # in this household.Sierra it's okay to be star struck but we are just like ya normal the only thing is we on awards shows and etc don't be afraid to talk to us about anything.
(Solange) Awwwwwh ya love to cook just like my mommies
(Mama Tina) Well since I know that do ya young ladies wanna help Gloria and I get dinner ready?
(SiSi and KiKi) OMG sure we love too
(Mathew) Umm what about me I didn't get to ask the girls any questions
(Jay) Oh lord here he go wanna break up a good moment
(SiSi) ummm sure go ahead
(KiKi) can your questions wait until later i'm ready to cook with umm Mrs.Tina
(Mama Tina) honey you can call me grandma and them two young women over there is your sisters Beyonce  aka Bey and Solange aka Solo.
(Jay) lmao damn mathew Sierra just straight played you homie how do u feel now???
(Solange & Bey) lmao Jay you crazy leave him alone
(KiKi) i'm sorry sir but we haven't ate in 4 days we really could use some food in our tummy.
(SiSi) yeah we sorry maybe after dinner
(Everybody) 4 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD THAT'S WRONG ASS HELL
(Mathew) Okay no problem after dinner is fine
(Mama Tina & Gloria cooked fried chicken, potatoes salad,greens, mustard greens,pig feet,boiled chicken,baked shrimp and cream rice,peach and apple cobble,strawberry and banana pudding,red valet cake,carrot and chocolate cake,stew beef and rice for drinks sweet tea,pepsi,and mountain dew.)
(Jay) Dang my mommies threw down in the kitchen like always we got enough food to feed everyone and still have some left over for few months
(Bey) Oh Lord Jesus i'm be grubbing all night yeah boyyyyyyyyy get me a plate please somebody
(Solange) girl you is always hungry  fatty my niece or nephew is going to be a fat little something.
(SiSi and KiKi) OMG congrats sister I mean Bey we didn't know you was pregnant
(Bey) it's okay you can call me your big sis i'm the oldest sister solo is the baby girl and now we have two baby sisters and thank you so much ya are going to have a little brother or sister.
(Mama Tina & Gloria) DINNER IS SERVE HOPE EVERYONE WASHED THEIR HANDS
(Bey,Solo,SiSi,Jay and KiKi) ummm no but we about to
(Mathew) Okay everyone hold hands and lets pray
(SiSi ) Excuse me I hope i'm not asking to much but can I do grace please?
(Everyone expect mathew) Sure honey go ahead
(SiSi said the grace and everyone ate and talked)
It's now 7:00pm at the Carters house everyone is talking until Mathew got to interrupt the moment
(Mathew) SiSi KiKi can I ask my questions now please?
(SiSi &KiKi) sure go ahead
(Mathew) okay what school do you ladies go to and what grade are ya in?
(SiSi & KiKi) we go to  Manhattan Bridges High School and we in the 9th grade.Any more questions that you or anybody else wanna ask?
(Mathew) omg my baby girls are in High  school  im sorry I missed all your birthdays and the 14 years of your life.
(Bey) what are ya favorite subject in school and what do ya wanna be when ya grow up?
(SiSi) Math and I wanna be a singer just like you
(KiKi) Science and I wanna be a rapper like the best rapper in the game which is none other than Mr. Jay-z
(Jay & Bey) Awwh how sweet of ya we can take ya to our studio in the basement
(SiSi KiKi) Omg can we PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Jay & Bey) sure
Ring Ring "I'm feeling sexy  I wanna hear you say my name boy If you can reach me  You can feel my burning flame."(guess who phone that was going on singing Naughty Girl???)
(Bey) who phone is that playing my song?
(SiSi) oops sorry it's mines it's a text message
(KiKi) hmmmm sure
(Jay) ya love my baby too much and KiKi what does hmmm means?
(KiKi) Nothing Mr.Carter
(Jay) please don't call me that call me big bro Jay 
(SiSi & KiKi) Cool thanks big bro
(Everybody) Awwwwwh how cute
(Mathew) SiSi who bought ya phone I phones ya are too young to have phones??
(Solange) Will you please shut up don't try and act like a father now don't worry about it you didn't buy it so umm yeah next subject
(Mathew) LOOK SOLANGE YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE  TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU CRAZY I'M THE ADULT YOU THE CHILD DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I ASK THEM DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
(Solange) Yeah. I said that shit with nothing but attitude he is really getting on my nerves ughhh I be glad when he leave.
(SiSi & KiKi) our mom bought us these phones for emergency calls and to keep  in touch with her and you since you haven't been answering our calls
(Mama Tina) WTF sweeties when have ya been calling him?
(SiSi) Grandma we been calling him since we turned 7 years old and we only talked and saw him once and that was when we was 6 years old.
(Bey) OMG I really think i'm going to be sick what kind of father void their children when they need their father in their life every single day you are really an asshole,loser,jerk and etc fuck you how can you void these girls they didn't ask to come here you and kia should of use condoms.
(Solange) I couldn't have said it better myself ASSHOLE
(Mathew) I'm still ya father I better get shown some respect like right now
(Jay) Nigga you are sorry excuse for father what kind of nigga is going to ignore their children you fucked up for that.
(Mama Tina) you know what leave and i'm going to bed I don't have time for this Goodnight everyone
(Gloria) I'm right behind you this has been a long day goodnight
(Everyone) Goodnight
(Mathew) Fine I'll leave bye
(Bey) anyways now that's over what do ya wanna do?
(SiSi) can we go to the studio please?
(Jay) Sure let's go
(Solange) ya have fun i'm going to bed i'm tired night
(SiSi,KiKi, Jay and Bey) dang alright night solo
(Bey,Jay,KiKi and SiSi are now in the studio listening to beats and playing around in the studio until SiSi gets a text message she is so into singing that she didn't hear the phone so bey saw the text and stopped everything).
(Bey) SiSi you got a text message and before I give you the phone do you wanna talk to me and Jay about something don't lie be honest with us or else you will get some consequences???
(SiSi) ummm nope not that I can think of why?
(Jay) let me see baby.When I saw that text I was pissed off that's shit right there nope not about to go down in this house.
(Bey &Jay) Are you sure? this is your last chance to be honest and upfront with us?
(SiSi) Yes can I have my phone now please?
(Jay) Nope because you lied who the fuck is Sean? He texting you stuff you shouldn't be even thinking about
(SiSi) Sean is my boyfriend he is 17 years old he drive and we been dating since 7th grade and what stuff are you talking about?
(Bey) 17 REALLY NOPE NOT GOING DOWN HE IS 4 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU HE TALKING ABOUT BABY I MISS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE THEM SEXY LIPS,WHISPER THINGS IN YOUR EAR WHILE YOU LAYING ON TOP OF ME CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE THAT V-CARD LOVE YOU SWEET THANG.
(KiKi) OOOOOOOOO SiSi you in trouble now they going to get you smh
(Jay) 17??? WHERE IS MY GUN AT HE MESSING WITH THE RIGHT ONE NOW READING SHIT LIKE THAT MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
(Bey)What's going on SiSi??? Talk to me i'm ya big sister ya can tell me anything and I promise it won't leave this studio.
(SiSi) nothing that's just my baby I love him so much I love being around him and the things that we do together mmmmm that boy is omg he making me hot
(Bey & Jay) WTH really ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH HIM?
(SiSi) ........
(Bey) SISI ANSWER US 
(Jay) KiKi what's your sister whole name and yours?
(KiKi) Sierra  Laynia Knowles and mines is Kierra Kiamya Knowles
(Jay) cute names now that I know the whole names SIERRA LAYNIA KNOWLES ANSWER THE QUESTION NOW OR IT'S GOING TO BE ME,YOU AND THIS BELT
(SiSi) okay no sir and no ma'ma i'm not having sex we only kissed we most did once
(Bey) i'm deal with you in a few mins now KiKi same question do you have a boyfriend and if so what's his name,age and are ya having sex?
(Kierra) yes ma'ma I do have a  boyfriend his name is Brandon he is 16 years old and no we are not having sex but I didn't sneak him in my room and we slept in the same bed but we didn't do anything but kissed,cuddle and fell asleep.
(Bey & Jay) Lord Jesus we got two preteens on our hands give us the strength  okay glad that KiKi told us the truth unlike somebody.
(Bey) Jay and myself talked to the girls about everything from sex to pregnancy we still going to talk to SiSi about this older guy she dating and these messages he been sending her.
(Jay) Alright ladies it's going on Midnight it's bedtime for everybody so  KiKi and SiSi ya rooms are down the hall to the right before ya go give up the phones ya will get them in the morning night love ya
(SiSi) Please big bro I can't sleep without my phone my baby is supposed to be texting me about somethings PLEASE I love you
(Bey) Girl if you don't go to bed with your fast self that phone is staying with us  goodnight love you muah
(KiKi) Thank you both for taking us in like this we are so thankful we love the both of ya good night love ya
(SiSi) fine i'll go to bed I guess I have to dream about my baby then goodnight love ya too
(Everyone in the Carter household was knocked out calling cows and sheeps).

Sunday, September 23, 2012

WTF

Hello Everyone sorry about not updating school work comes first hope ya remember what happened if not go back and re-read it enjoy. <3

(Mathew) I can't believe that nigga hit me wait until I come back his ass is mines.
(Solange) daddy he is not worth you going to jail over just leave it alone and let's go back to the hotel room.
(Bey) OMG baby are you okay I can't believe you hit my dad he was not worth all of that now your hand is bleeding let's go wash it off you have to control your temper better before it gets you in jail and then prison.
(Jay) I'm sorry baby I was trying to void from beating your dad ass but he was asking for it so I gave it to him my hand hurts like hell what kind of teeth do he have dinosaurs teeth (Chuckles) I promise to control my temper I love you baby.
(Bey) You tell me about my daddy hello I been with him my whole life I know how he is and you are funny hope he don't have dinosaurs teeth ain't no more dinosaurs living anymore.You better control it and I love you more daddy.
(Mama Tina) Awwh look at my daughter and soon to be son-in-law they are so cute together god put ya together for a reason I'm happy for ya and  my new grand-baby can't wait to spoil him or her.
(Gloria) I know right Tina we are going to have a ball spoiling this baby my son is about to be a daddy with a wonderful young woman I'm happy and proud of ya,but I'm not too excited that ya are having a baby and not married.
(Jay) Oh lord our baby is going to be rotten I feel the same way I'm blessed with a wonderful woman and mom when the time is right for us to get marry we will we are not rushing things sorry that we are having a baby and not married but I love her and hope you can accept that.
(Bey) I'm sorry Ms.Carter you probably thinking I'm a slut for having a baby without being married first,but I love your son with all of me and hope you understand where we are coming from.
(Mama Tina) Gloria I understand where you are coming from,but they are two grown people let them live their life the way they want to we can't force them to get married so let them decide when they are good and ready.
(Gloria) I'm sorry if ya think i'm taking it in a bad content because i'm not i'm happy that my son found a good woman and he better keep her too.
(Jay) Thanks mom #1 and #2 for all ya advice
(Bey) Oh trust and believe he is going to keep me whether he like it or not he have no choice if he know what's good for him ;-).
(Jay) mmmmm yes ma'ma she is a keeper with her bad self just the way I like her come here girl and give daddy some lips.
(Tina and Gloria) ummmmmmmm we are still in the room that's how ya two got that baby in the oven now ya nasty.
(Jay & Bey) lmao we sorry we forgot ya was still in the room and plus we are grown we got unfinished business to handle bye mom later.
(Tina & Gloria) Well we know when we are not wanted bye freaks.
(Jay and Bey made sweet passionate nice,slow and rough  sex until 11:55pm until they had some unexpected guests).
(Bey) Jayyyyyyy baby go deeper,faster,I wanna feel you in my gut I love you so much baby I'm glad that I am having your baby.
(Jay) Aahhhh shit girl you feel so good on daddy's dick i'm make you feel it in your gut and in my heart I love you more babe I'm glad you are having my baby too.
(Mathew) ummmmm nigga get off my fucking daughter so we can finish what we started like real men I know i'm real man but you on the other hand umm nope you more as a little boy.
(Jay & Bey) WTF are you doing in our room damn knock before coming in where is your maners?
(Jay) LOOK MR. KNOWLES I HAVE ALREADY WHOOPED YOUR ASS ONCE DO I NEED TO DO IT AGAIN MATTER OF FACT YOU AIN'T WORTH MY TIME GETTING OUT OF BED FOR GET LOST.
(Bey) Babe you are doing the right thing he's not worth it daddy I really wish you would grow up grow some balls and leave us alone you are real childish right now and it's not looking to good on you so the exit door is the same way you came in.
(Solange) OMG bey why are you taking his side you supposed to be on our side I love you and all,but I would never take a guy side over my own dad.
(Mama Tina) what's all this screaming and yelling about Oh lord let me guess Mathew and Solange aka sidekick is messing with ya? Why don't ya leave them alone they are happy and trying to be alone so get lost go get some business of ya own.
(Solange) mom (crying) I can't do this anymore why why why
(Mama Tina) what's wrong with you? You can't do what anymore and why what?
(Solange) mom I miss you and my big sister I can't stay mad at ya i'm tired of putting on this act i'm happy for bey and jay I get to be a auntie  I own ya an apology.I'm sorry mom,bey and jay for my behavior I was really mad that ya was together and that my big sister left me I really sorry I can't wait to be an auntie I love ya.
(Jay & Bey) It's cool we kinda understand,but you should have came to us a long time ago and told us what was really going on and we can't wait for you to be an auntie also we love you more.
(Mathew) WTF is this The Brady Bunch i'm out and oh yeah Solange you can stay here with them since you wanna change sides.
(Solange) Daddy(crying) i'm sorry I couldn't do it anymore my heart couldn't take it anymore I still love you and hope you still love me too.
(Jay) Man wtf is your problem get the fuck out of here with that bullshit you just mad because ain't nobody on your side get over yourself and live life.She can stay here anytime she want to she don't need to be with you anyways you need some help from Jesus personally.
(Bey) Daddy you need to grow up and act your and stop acting like you are 17 years old ughhhhh you working my fucking nerves get out my face I can't look at you right now matter fact get out the house period bye.
(Mathew) Bye SUCKERS I got some business to take care of anyways.
(Mathew slams the bedroom door and now in his car talking to a strange woman on the phone)
(Strange Woman) Hey baby I miss you where are you now?
(Mathew) Hey babe I miss you too I'm on my way to your house right now hope you got the champagne and that sexy teddy on.
(Strange Woman) I sure do daddy see you when you get here can't wait to feel you inside me
(Mathew) Alright baby I have to go and get some Fire & Ice condoms I can't to put all of me inside you.
(Mathew stopped at the store and got what he came for which was condoms he is now at the strange woman house which is Kia ).
Back at Bey and Jay house
(Solange) what are we going to eat i'm hungry
(Bey) girl hush you been eating since ya have arrived in NYC you need to slow down.
(Mama Tina) gloria and myself are cooking right now dinner should be done in a few mins.
(Jay) i'm with solo on that i'm hungry too putting in some major work made me hungry.
(Bey) ya are greedy and thanks daddy for putting in major work it was hella good and solo me and you need to talk now upstairs.
(Solange) Okay what did I do now
(Jay) I wanna come too don't leave me by myself I promise to stay out ya business 
(Bey) fine let's go I been meaning to have this talk with you before leaving Houston
(Solange) what's up B
(Jay) yeah what's up B
(Bey) ummmm jay what happened to "i'm stay out ya business" do I need to send you back downstairs by yourself?
(Jay) no baby i'm sorry i'm put my ears phones in and listen to some beats
(Solange) lmao damn jay she got you on locked
(Bey) no I don't he promise to not put his nose in our business and he is going to stick with it or he won't be getting any apple pie for 4 months.
(Jay) 4 MONTHS WOMAN YOU MUST BE CRAZY I CAN'T STAND NOT GETTING ANY APPLE PIE WHEN YOU ON YOUR PERIOD.
(Solange) ewwwwwwww apple pie really ya nasty anyways bey what's up what do we need to talk about?
(Bey) Are you pregnant? you been eating a lot lately and I need to know what's going on with you?
(Solange) Pregnant girl no (chuckles) looking down that's crazy if I was you would be the first to know
(Jay) who else is pregnant I know my lil sister is not pregnant who is the nigga so I can give him a Jay ass whooping you too young to be having sex at all.
(Bey) SHAWN COREY CARTER I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN SHE BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT OR WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM SHE BETTER SPEAK AND LET US KNOW.LIKE UMMMMMMMMM RIGHT NOW?
(Solange) Ok Ok i'm not pregnant I been smoking weed and I have the munchies.
(Jay & Bey) WEED where did you get it from?
(Solange) before we left Houston one of my friends gave me some I been smoking weed since I was 16 after I had to get an abortion I started smoking.
(Jay) sis that's not good or cool for you matter fact you not smoking no more as of right now where is the rest of it you are too pretty,bright,talented and smart to be doing this shit.
(Bey) Solange Jay is right  this habit of yours is over right now anything else you wanna tell us right now since it just us?
(Solange) ummm yeah I been having sex since I was 13 years old his is Daniel and he is so sexy and he is really good when it comes to us having sex I mean making love.
(Jay) WTF 13
(Bey) YEAH WTF 13 what's wrong with you girl you wasn't ready back them I knew something was not right when you came home with hickies on your neck.Making love and sex is two different things. Sex is when you really need some at the moment with having any feelings for the person. Making love is starting off slow looking into each other eyes letting things happening nice and slow so that it can last longer.
(Jay) WTF i'm still stuck on you having sex at 13 i'm disappoint in you really solo you know what it's cool it's done now.
(Solange) I'm sorry ya bey was dating and so I wanted to date also
(Bey) I was dating but I never had sex I waited and Jay was my first,i'm mad that I had to find out all late but its cool are ya still together now?
(Solange) yes we are 
(Back at the Kia place)
(Kia) mmmmmmmm Matty you feel sooo good baby don't stop
(Mathew) you feel good too and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon
(Kia) matty take the condom off baby I wanna feel you all inside me
(Mathew) alright babe do you feel me now
(Mathew is so fucking stupid she is trapping you smh)
(Kia) aahhhhhh yes daddy that's much better
(Mathew) I'm cummmm (I cum all inside of  kia tight pussy)
(Kia) mmmmmm that was sexy and good
(Mathew) OH SHIT WTF did I just do OMG I just came inside you damn now you can become pregnant
(Kia) that's right I got you right where I want you to be I wanted to having your baby so that I can get some of that money from your rich ass daughter
(Mathew) damnnit how can I be so fucking stupid you ain't getting shit from my daughter she worked her ass off.
(Kia) We will see just watch you messing with the right bitch now i'm about to take you for all you are worth and some more.
(Mathew) Lord help me please.
Carter's House
(Gloria & Tina) Dinner is ready
(Bey,Solo & Jay) move get out my way (all of them was trying to get through the door at the same time)ughhhhh mother with child needs to get out first.
(Jay) Alright sexy(spanked her ass) go ahead so I can see that sexy ass move
(Solange) ewwwwww ughh can ya two stop for dinner please then ya can go back to sexing each other
(everyone is at the dinner table eating they had enough food for 3 weeks while eating bey get a text message from a strange number).
(917)758-0429 Hey little miss rich bitch aka daddy's little girl  I bet you wondering where your dad is if not oh well i'm tell and show you where he is.Hit the play button when you are ready to see the video have fun watching it and oh yeah tell your mom we was never friends Mathew and I have been "Friends" since you was a little girl.
(Bey) WTF who could this be let me see this video OMG OMG.while watching that video all I could do was cry and cry.How could he do this to us and her ughhhhhh I got that bitch her and my mom was best friends.
(Jay) baby what's wrong why are you crying? give me your phone now?
(Solange)bey bey bey
(Mama Tina) Beyonce what's wrong what's on your phone that got you crying like that?
(Gloria) sweetheart are you okay?
(Bey) I gave jay my phone and dismissed myself from the table looking at that made me not want to eat for the rest of the night.
(Jay) WTF is wrong with your dad he have lost his damn mind fucking your mom use to be best friend that's low ass hell he wrong for that shit.
(Solange) Who da fuck is that bitch anyways?
(Mama Tina) that's Kia we been best friends since bey was born
(Gloria) OMG i'm speechless
(In walk Mr.CHEATER)
(Mathew) what's going on with everyone i'm tired i'm going to bed i'm beat.
(Bey) I bet the fuck you are how could you do this to us have you lost your fucking mind?
(Solange) You know what never mind I can't even look at you
(Mama Tina) I slapped the shit out of him coming in here like ain't shit wrong he must have me mixed up with some of these chicken heads.
(Mathew) WTF is wrong with you Tina what did I do?
(Jay) Man you fucking wrong for the shit you did tonight you can't stay here you have to go like right now
(Bey) This is the shit we are talking about hope you happy and oh yeah she just text me and said to tell you that you have secret love children. Sierra and Kierra they are twins they are 14 years old hope you happy.
(Solange,Jay and Gloria) WTF TWINS 14??? REALLY WOW
(Mama Tina) LEAVE I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR UGLY ASS FACE NO MORE YOU SHIT WILL BE SITTING OUTSIDE WHEN WE GO BACK TO HOUSTON.
(Jay) Get out man you ain't welcome here anymore later you got your soon to be ex-wife both of your daughters are hurting and crying thanks a lot
(Mathew) I didn't know I have two twins and I didn't mean for any of this to happen I'm sorry will ya forgive me please the Bible said.
(Mama Tina) I interrupted Mathew just before he could finish his sentence sorry really get the fuck out of here and don't you even think about going church on us like I said get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
(Mathew) Fine i'll leave but I will not give up on your marriage I love ya
(Solange) let me go check on bey to make sure she is okay
(Jay) Naw lil sis let me go check on her you stay with mom she needs you right now I got bey
(Bey) I still can't believe this nigga got two twins girls and a baby on the way wow what more can go wrong.while i'm having a moment jay comes in and all I could do was run to him and cry.
(Jay) It's going to be okay baby i'm here for you, your mom and our lil sis ya are going to get through it don't worry about it I love ya. Let's go lay down you can't be getting worked up you are pregnant with my child.
(Bey) thanks baby for everything and I know i'm pregnant with your child I wonder how far I am
(Jay) Oh yeah the dr is coming over tomorrow to let us know how far you are i'm excited baby we are going to become parents.
(Bey) i'm excited too kiss me and hold me until I fall asleep
(Jay) I granted my baby-girl wish and we both fell asleep shorty after.
(the next morning)DING DONG DING DONG
(Jay) I got it who is it?
(Dr.Knight) It's Dr.Knight
(Jay) when i opened the door I wasn't too happy I though I said I wanted a female doctor for bey. ummmmm I wanted a female doctor for my baby no hard feelings.
(Bey) Jay baby who was at the door oh i'm sorry hell Dr. Knight how are you?
(Dr. Knight) I'm good are you ready to know how far long are you?
(Jay) ummmm before you get to that are you going to be bey OB/GYN? if so i'm have to be here when you looking at my girl apple pie
(Bey) OMG jay chill out  it don't matter who my DR is as long as they are licensed and taking good care of me and the baby and you know this apple pie belongs to you.
(Dr.Knight) ummmmm okay let's get started
(Dr.Knight put the jelly stuff on bey belly and ask her a few questions come to find out bey is 8 weeks pregnant they can't find out what they are having until a later they are all happy Dr.Knight whip off the jelly and he leaves).
(Jay) I'm so happy I feel like doing cartwheels
(Bey) Oh no please don't you might break something lmao
(Jay) I'm break my 
(Mama Tina & Gloria) comes in you going to break your what jay?
(Solange) yeah jay break your what?
(Jay) ughhhh nothing
(Bey) lmao ya leave my baby alone come here jay
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
(Solange) I'll get it who is it?
(kids voice) it's cold out here can you please just open the door
(Solange) when I opened the door I saw two beautiful look twin girls. Come in who are you guys? where is your parents?
(Mama Tina and them come downstairs to see who was at the door) 
(Mama Tina) who are these two beautiful girls?
(Bey) OMG OMG
(Jay) what's wrong bey tell me what's going on?
(Solange) I don't know them I was just asking them who they are but they didn't say anything.
(Gloria) What are ya names?
(Bey) They names are Sierra and Kierra
(Everyone looks at bey like how do you know that)
(Solange) How do you know that bey?
(Bey) They mom just send me a text message asking did the girls get in the house safe and that  she not coming back to get them all they clothes are in trash bags outside
(Jay) WTF are you serious let me go outside and get they stuff.They make ya self at home.
(in walks Mathew aka MR. CHEATER)
(Mathew) Good Morning everyone who are these two beautiful little girls?
(Bey,Tina and Solo) These two beautiful twin girls are your DAUGHTERS SIERRA AND KIERRA 
(Mathew) WTF HUH????


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Surprises and Regrets part 2

Thanks to everyone who liked and commented on my post that really mean  a lot to me.What happened in the last post was Beyonce parents & little sister and Jay's mom came to NYC to surprise the both of them found them making love until Bey exposed Mathew about his secrets then Mathew turned the tables and told everyone about Jay made his ex-girlfriend Raquel get an abortion. Bey was hurt and crying and she said she regret dating jay. HERE WE GOOOOO.

(Jay) Damn it man I have to get my baby to talk to me so that I can explain everything to her I have forgotten all about Raquel I need some help I can't lose my baby I will go crazy and kill myself if she leaves me.
(Bey) I can't believe this nigga never told me about this chick name "Raquel" WTF is wrong with him we tell each other everything I though he loved me and care about me ughhhhhhh Lord please help me give me some answers please.(while bey is talking to god jay is talking to mama Tina and Gloria).
(Jay) Hey mom and Mrs. Knowles can I talk to ya I need some advice I don't wanna lose my baby-girl I wanna marry her and have kids I want a family that I never had.I will kill myself if she leaves me.
(Mama Tina) Don't call me Mrs. Knowles call me mama as long as you treat bey with respect and you not putting your hands on her we are cool.Jay honey don't talk like that everything is going to work out  this is just God testing you and this whole family just leave her alone and let me talk to her,her family gets on my nerves he make my ass itch.
(Gloria) Jay Tina is right she took the words right out of my mouth you better keep them hands to hold and take care of her. God is only testing us and I know we all are going to get through this together with the help of the lord any and everything is possible. If you wanna marry her get ready for all the test to be heading your way.
(Mama Tina) You are so right Gloria i'm leave ya two to finish talking while I go and talk to bey.(while mama tina is about to knock she hear bey praying so she just walk in without warning her.)
(Bey)Lord I really need your help with everything that just happened how in the hell can Jay keep that kind of secret like that from me I wanna leave him and never see his face again.
(Mama Tina) BEY (bey jumped which cause her to turned around) god is going to help you through all of this like I told Jay a few mins ago this is only a test that God is putting us through we all going to make it I promise. You better think long and hard before leaving that man downstairs for good you need to let him explain himself to you so that, the two of you can move on with ya lives now he is about to come up here and you better listen.
(Bey) Mom I don't wanna talk to him ever he is just like your ex-husband
(Mama Tina) What did I just say do I need to get my belt? you are going to talk to him don't play with me. JAY come on up please.Bey you better be thinking and listen or i'll make you listen with my belt.
(Bey) Yes mama I promise to listen
(Mama Tina) Good he is a good man I see how he makes you feel and smile hear him out and I promise you are going to change your  mind.
(Jay) Hey can I come in
(Bey) Yeah sure
(Mama Tina) I'm leave the two of ya alone bye
(Jay & Bey) Alright thanks mom
(Mama Tina) your welcome
(Jay to Bey) baby look i'm sorry for not telling you about Raquel but that was way before we even knew each other baby I love you with all my heart I don't wanna lose you over  old shit but i'm tell you everything so buckle your seat belt.
(Bey to Jay) babe I love you too with all of me and I don't wanna lose you either,but I need for you to go ahead and tell me the story.
(Jay to Bey) It was 1998 me and Raquel was  everything to each other until she started tricking around with other guys that was my friends I confronted her about and she told me she had stopped doing that was 6 months ago we had unprotected sex all the time until one day I came home and caught her fucking 3 guys at the same time I was hurt and all the above. Raquel couldn't do anything but look crazy and cry I put her out of my house after letting her know that I didn't want anything to do with her. She called me 3 weeks later to let me know that she was pregnant with my baby I was scared ass hell I wasn't ready but I got ready. 3 months after that happened Raquel showed up  at my house bleeding all over come to find out some guy she was dating was a pimp and he beat and kicked her all over her body including her stomach and she was telling him she was pregnant we went to the hospital the rushed her back 3 hours later the doctor told me that Raquel was okay but the two twin girls  didn't make it. I punch the wall and cried I would of had twin girls Raquel didn't know she was 16weeks pregnant after all that happened Raquel moved to Atlanta and that was the last time we saw or talk to each other.
(Bey) OMG baby i'm sorry for going off on you like that I'm sorry about everything that I said I can't believe he did that to her he is a fucking punk I hope he is in prison right now baby i'm about your twins,I wanna make us work so that you can be the father of my babies and baby i'm not mad at you either.
(Jay) It's okay baby it's not your fault that's a hard pill to swallow  and yeah he is in prison  he got two life-sentence for each of the twins and we going to have some babies just wait and see.Let's go downstairs and eat.
(Gloria and Tina) Well look at the happy couple all happy we glad that ya are back to talking to each other ya go and set the table dinner is always done.
(Bey to Jay) Babe I love you so much I don't wanna lose you to nobody or anything.
(Jay to Bey) same here baby-cakes and we won't god put us together for a reason nobody is going to break us apart.
(Gloria and Tina) Dinner is served
Out of nowhere Ty,Angie,Solange and Mathew comes in the kitchen
(Ty & Angie) the food looks good we are right now time
(Solange & Mathew) I know that's right since the other two are gone we can have a good meal and conversation.
(Jay & Bey comes in kissing and holding each other) Dang everybody is grubbing without us wow that's rude
(Ty & Angie) Hey BB and Jay OMG bey is glowing hmmm she is getting it every night  lmao
(Solo and Mathew) ughhh really damn never can caught a break
(Mama Tina) She really is glowing i'm happy for my baby and her boyfriend. Mathew Solange if ya can't keep ya negative comments to ya self then leave the table we are not about to continue  with the childish bullshit games UNDERSTAND ME?
(Jay to Bey) Baby let's just go upstairs and eat dinner don't feel like dealing with anymore drama,I have to talk to you in private anyways
(Bey to Jay) Okay baby let's get our food and head upstairs we will be back for dessert
(Gloria) I hope i'm not out of line when I say this Mathew for you to the father you need to stop with the bullshit with your daughter she is very happy with my son and he hasn't done anything to you but be nice.You are going to end up losing Bey because you are pushing her farther away whether you know it or not.Solange you need to grow up honey you are 17 years old act your age and realize that your sister needs a man in your life beside your father she have needs and want to be love so you need to check yourself because honey child it ain't cute at all.Sorry Tina if I was out of line but this needed to be said.
(Mama Tina) Girl you are okay they needed to hear that they both acting like little ass kids grow the fuck up and OH Mathew honey we are getting a divorce when we return to Houston already talk to my lawyer and everything.
(Ty & Angie) DAMMMMMMMN we missed a lot we should have came with ya look at solo on quiet mode lmao Mathew looking like somebody just slapped him.
(Jay to Bey) damn girl both of our mom's can throw down in the kitchen I bet you can too
(Bey to Jay) yes they can,but baby I can't cook sorry you are going to  have to do all the cooking when we get married.
(Jay to Bey) Hold up you can't cook? It's cool daddy love cooking and catering to his wifey anyways and marriage that's what I wanna talk to you about.Do you wanna a big or small wedding
(Bey to Jay) Small one with close friends and family and my pastor from Houston. How many kids do you wanna have?
(Jay to Bey) I like that I wanna have between 1 to 3 kids and that's it. Where do you wanna get married at?
(Bey to Jay) I don't know yet we still have plenty of time and our whole life before we start planning a wedding.
(Jay to Bey) you right no need to rush baby you got some honey on your lips let me get it off for you
(Bey to Jay)go ahead i'm thinking jay is going to get it off with a napkin he kiss the honey off my lips and we started kissing heavy and hard until jay laid me back on the bed unbuttoned my shirt and shorts we finally naked and jay is about to enter until my  Angie knocked on the door for me to come and get our dessert.
(Jay to Bey) Damn man fuck the dessert I have mines right here,but I guess we better go before they find out we having sex.
(everyone ate there desserts talked,laughed and got to know each other better solo and mathew is still acting a little childish but mama tina and gloria made them go sit outside for 3hrs in the rain until they knew how to act).
The next day
Around 5:30am something happened at bey and jay house
(Jay) Waking up to hearing somebody in bey and my house I looked over bey was still sleeping so I grabbed my pistol and my metal bat and went downstairs to see what was going on I saw some people moving around in the dark until I turn the lights on they was my family what are ya doing here I though ya left hours ago?
(Mama Tina and Gloria) we did but the airport is not risking the planes its too foggy out there where is bey?
(Ty and Angie) you was going to shot and play baseball with us want you?
(Jay) bey is sleep its 5:45am and naw ya cool go to ya rooms and i'll make breakfast in the morning goodnight well good morning.
(All) night
(Jay) went back to the bedroom to find bey on the bathroom floor i rush to my baby rescue to see what was wrong with her.Baby what's wrong talk to me?
(Bey) baby I don't feel good I wake and rush to the bathroom to throw up my stomach is hurting really I think I need to go to the hospital please take me.
(Jay) sure baby let me carry you to the bed and get your clothes on for you i'm let everyone know i'm taking you to the hospital.
(Bey) Jay everyone left yesterday and went back home let's just go knock knock ain't nobody in our house and I know i'm not crazy.
(Jay) everyone came back a few mins ago the weather is bad come in
(Mama Tina) hey what are ya doing up this early go back to sleep
(Jay) we can't bey is
 (Bey) OMG OMG jayyyyy please take me now to the hospital it hurts so bad
(Mama Tina) what's wrong with my baby what hurts?
(Jay) I just came back in the room and found bey on the bathroom floor crying she said her stomach is hurting and she been throwing up so i'm take her now and call ya when I get there.
(Mama Tina) Okay Jay please take care of her and let me know what the doctor say.
(Jay) Yes ma'ma come on bey let see what's wrong with you.
( As I was making my way downstairs everyone was in the hall wondering what was going on with bey but I didn't have time to talk I just wanted to know what was wrong with my baby also).

Arriving at the hospital
(Jay) Can I get some help over here my wife is in a lot of pain and she being throwing up really bad 
(Nurse Kayla) Sir bring her over here so I can check her in and get a doctor to her right now what is your wife name and D.O.B and when did she start feeling like this?
(Jay) her name is Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter her D.O.B is 9/4/1981 and she starting feeling like this around 5:45am please ma'ma help her she don't even look like herself.
(Kayla) Okay Mr.Carter she is not in our system but I can fix that later Dr.Bradley Knight is available and he is on his way right now.
(Jay) Thank you so much Nurse ummmm
(Kayla) Kayla is my first name
(Jay) Okay thank you nurse Kayla
(Dr Knight) Hello what seem to be wrong with your wife sir?
(Jay) I found her on the bathroom floor around 5:45am she said her stomach was hurting really bad and she wanted me to bring her to the hospital.
(Dr Knight) okay sir we are going to take her back now and run some test we will come  and get you once we get everything under control.
(Jay) okay thank you Doc. Let me call everyone else and let them know what's going on
(Mama Tina) Hello Jay how is she is she okay what did the dr say?
(Jay) Mama slow down they just took her back to do some tests they will let me know once everything is under control right now I have to fill out this paper work for her. Mom i'm scared like hell I don't know what's wrong with her.
(Mama Tina) She is going to be just fine leave everything in god's hand okay son she is going to pull through whatever is wrong with her god got everything under control say a prayer for her and we all will here.
(Jay) Thanks mom I need to hear that let me go and finish this work and i'm call you later.
(Mama Tina) okay baby keep your head up
(Jay) after hanging up with mama tina dr.knight was coming out looking for me he wasn't looking to happy.
(Dr Knight) Mr.Carter ummm your wife she is going to be okay she is having really bad menstrual cramps she said she normal don't cramp that bad to the point that her whole body is hurting I am going to give her a prescription for that its 500mg must take with water and she is free to go have a good morning.
(Jay) OMG thank god that she is okay thank god for using you dr knight have a good morning/day.
(Bey) Hey baby I miss you so much i'm guessing he told I started my period so we can't have sex for 7 days. I'm ready to go home.
(Jay) yes he did tell me it's okay baby I can wait for 7 plus 3 extra days for you to get back to normal.let's go home and back to sleep.
Back at Jay and Bey house
(Everyone) Hope bey is okay Jay haven't call us it must be very serious
(Jay) Hey everybody why are ya still up?
(Solange) where is my sister at how is she doing?
(Mathew) yeah what she said?
(Mama Tina & Gloria) yeah what did the dr say Jay?
(Jay) OMG everyone please calm down bey is okay she have a prescription for her pain she is going to be okay.
(Bey) I'm fine everyone I just want to take my pills and go to sleep Jay baby I want you to come and lay with me.
(Jay)Let's go baby-cakes.we went upstairs and did exactly what bey wanted and that was take her pills and sleep.when we woke up it was 9am everyone sleep expect me and bey we did our morning routine ate breakfast and went to the studio in our house basement.we laid some hot tracks down until bey started singing this song call "Body Rock."
(Bey) Jay and I was in the studio and I sung this song to him called "Body Rock" he was into it just like me because we both ended u making love on the bed in the studio and he came inside me all 8 rounds I felt it in my gut every time.Everyone else was still sleeping so Jay idea was to go grocery shopping and  make dinner for everyone and that's what we did.
(Jay) We went grocery shopping at 9:46am when we got back at 12:30pm everyone was up doing there own thing bey and I started on dinner we had a buffet of shrimps and soul food we all ate and had movie & game until around 10pm.
4 weeks later
(Bey) It's just me and Jay at the house my mom and his mom went shopping everyone else went back to their homes. I got up and did my morning routines but I wasn't feeling well I wasn't feeling that well last night I hope i'm not getting sick or anything.
(Jay) Morning babe give me a kiss how's your morning so far?
(Bey) Morning I'm feeling (I threw up all over the bed and on jay shirt) i'm sorry baby i'm sick I don't feel well.
(Jay) what's wrong with my baby are you hurting anywhere let me go and get you some soup and orange juice.
(Bey) no i'm not hurting and thanks baby
(Mama Tina and Gloria) Hey Jay what's wrong with you looking like somebody hurt your feelings?
(Jay) It's bey she being throwing up lately and just threw up on me she is sick
(Mama Tina & Gloria) hmmmm we think we know why she have been throwing up let us talk to her while you fix her something to eat and drink.
(Jay)umm okay
(Mama Tina & Gloria)I think bey is pregnant
Knocking on bey and jay bedroom door before coming in
(Bey) come in
(Tina & Gloria) Are you okay Jay told us that you was throwing up 
(Bey) No I don't know what's wrong with me I been like for a few months now it's probably a virus
(Tina & Gloria) We think you are pregnant that's why we bought you this go take it and wait for the results
(Bey) PREGNANT can't be jay and I have been omg omg we been stop using condoms the second time we had sex I'm not ready omg we not ready let me go and take this test.
(Jay) Where is my baby at her soup and OJ is right here waiting on her.
(Tina & Gloria) in the bathroom taking a pregnancy test you might be a daddy.
(Jay) PREGNANCY TEST DADDY WE AIN'T READY FOR NO BABIES
(Bey)ummmmm i'm scared jay baby we ain't ready for babies just yet this can't happen what about our careers and life.
(Jay) baby listen we both are scared ass hell but maybe this is god's way of telling and letting us know that even though we didn't plan on having babies yet he is ready for us to have bundles of joy so if you are pregnant don't worry about your career daddy got you i'm plan on taking some time off anyways maybe a  year or two to spend time with you and my family.
(Bey) Awwwh baby do you mean everything you are saying what is everyone going to think of me having a baby or babies without being marry what is my dad going to say?
(Mama Tina) Bey Jay is right listen to him don't worry about what others are saying about you they are talking when you are not doing anything so fuck human beings focus  all your time and attention on your man,family and future family.
(BEEP BEEP The timer just went off it's time to see if they are going to be parents and grandmothers).
(Bey to Jay) can you please go get that i'm to scared
(Jay to Bey) baby let's do this together
(Bey to Jay) okay we can do this
(Jay) I was scared ass hell when we both bought the pregnancy test out when we both looked at the results we was speechless and all the above I don't even remember passing out
(Mama Tina & Gloria) OMG Jay baby wake up he passed out
(Bey) we have to wake Jay up he passed out when he saw the results when we looked at the results again our mothers interrupted our thoughts
(Tina & Gloria)What are the results ya are looking like two dead deers
(Jay & Bey) We are having a BABY we both cried and kissed each other we was happy with mixed emotions.
(Tina & Gloria) CONGRATULATIONS we are happy for the both of you
Well Well look what you got yourself into(guess who it was My father yep Mathew and Solange)
(Mathew) I can't believe you got pregnant by him nasty and ewwwww
(Solange)Wow you suppose to be the good sister the virgin yeah right
(Mathew) i'm not claiming that baby or you anymore
(Solange) I don't know what to say but good luck
(Jay) can ya please take that negative shit out our house thank you
(Tina & Gloria) I know that's right bye haters
(Bey) Why can't ya two be happy for me please just try and get alone with Jay he has done nothing wrong to either one of you.
(Jay) Baby don't even worry about them whenever they come around i'm be here for you and my baby i'm not going to be like my father walk out on me and never return I love you baby.
(Bey) I know baby i'm not worried about them and I know you are going to be here for all of us I love you too.
(Mathew) good thing your father left you when he did you was not worth the time of his life being raised by
(Jay) you ugly motherfucker. I punch the shit out of him i'm sick of his fucking mouth yeah i push him and started going to his ass until he escaped and left. 

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Surprises and Regrets

First off I wanna thank all my readers for reading my blogs I put a lot of hard work into each post just for you guys please leave me more comments Thanks :) Hope ya remember what happened if not go back and read "The Morning After." Just to let ya know this is going to be a good one. Hope ya enjoy!!!

Beyonce's Parents home
(Mama Tina) I really miss my baby girl so much I need to see,hug and talk to her so bad all I can do is cry while sleeping in her bed and looking around her room at things she has accomplish in her life.
(Solange) Mom mom mommyyyyyyyy
(Mama Tina) Lord what am I going to do with Solange she is really working my damn nerves SOLO I'M IN BEY'S ROOM.
(Solange) Oh there you go what are you doing in here crying what's wrong with you?
(Mama Tina) I miss my honeybee so much i'm thinking about flying to NYC to surprise her that's how much I miss my baby girl.
(Solange) Oh anyways i'm pretty sure she is okay ever since she left here and moved in with him she haven't call or text me and we supposed to be sisters if you go to NYC have fun.
(Mama Tina) What's your problem you need to stop acting like a little ass girl you are 17 years old so act like your age she probably have been busy the reason she haven't call you or probably because of your stank attitude,he have a name and its Jay show some respect and you are going to NYC matter fact the family are going (Mathew) Going where? I need to know where the whole family is going so that I can go ahead and make arrangements.
.(Mama Tina) If you must know we are going to fly to NYC today to surprise Beyonce no if,and or buts about it.
(Solange and Mathew) ugh why she don't care about us so on that note change of plans I don't have time for her and him.
(Mama Tina) News Flash too late already arrange everything last night so go eat breakfast and pack we will be gone for  1 week and our plane leaves at 6:45pm.
(Mathew) Are you serious I can't and will not stay in the same house with my daughter and her lover not going to happened on my watch.
(Kelly and Michelle) Hey everybody what's going on ? I heard we all going to NYC just to let you know we can't make this trip because we going to visit our families  we are so sorry tell bey and jay we said hey and that we love them so much.
(Mama Tina) Awwh I understand ya have some safe trips home call me when ya arrive and I sure will tell them.
Gloria's house
(Gloria) I miss my baby so much i'm thinking about flying to NYC today to surprise him I haven't seen him in 9 months he is always busy he need to take a break or retire and start a family he ain't getting any younger.
(Eric) Hey mom what are you doing with those suitcases are you going on a trip without me?
(Gloria) Hey baby and yes i am going on a trip i'm going to NYC to visit your brother  for 1 week do you wanna go or what?
(Eric) Oh word damn I  mean dang I wish I  could go with you to NYC,but I start my new job tomorrow so I can't make this trip,but tell my brother I said hey love him and to hit me up later on.
(Gloria) Awwwwh baby it's okay will do can you drop me off at the airport my plane leaves at 6:45pm
(Eric) sure mommy anything for you
(Mickey and Anne) Hey mom and what's up bruh what are ya up to today?
(Gloria) I'm going to visit your brother for 1 week. (Eric) I'm drop mom off at the airport then i'm head home for work tomorrow.
(Mickey and Anne) MOM you are going to NYC without us that's really messed up but we can't go anyways we going out of town to VEGAS BABY.
(All) LMAO

Bey and Jay house
(Bey) Look at my hubby sleeping so peaceful mmmm he sexy even when he is sleeping omg its 12:00pm it's time for him to get up he's Rocnation meeting is at 1:20pm.
(Jay) Aaahh shit baby yeah girl give daddy some more of that phat pussy you want me to go deeper you sure you can handle daddy??? 
(Bey) WTF jay baby wake up  it's time to get up  okay he don't wanna wake up  I got something for him.(I took my bra and panties off and took jay dick out of his boxers got on top and rode him until he woke up and saw me naked giving him some great sex.
(Jay) Damn girl I was dreaming about this and now look it's happening  keep going baby daddy is madd hard mmmm give me kisses matter of fact I want some milk let me suck on them nice titties while smacking that fat ass.
(Bey) mmmmm Jay baby its yours do me all day you know I love it when you smack my ass keep going aahhhhhh.
(Jay) I love when my baby-girl is letting me aka daddy Jay take control of her body damn I'm lucky and blessed.
(Bey) OOOOOO daddddyyyyyy yessssss oh shit baby cum inside me please I wanna having your babies Ring Ring Ring "Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty,that gushi stuff,But don't bullshit me" (that's beyonce text message ringtone) damn who is fucking texting me fuck whoever it is i'm busy.
(Jay) Oh shit my baby is a groupie for her man don't worry i'm giving you all this sweet,nasty and gushi stuff right in your gut.
Rocnation Building
(Sierra) Mr. West I have no clue where Mr. Carter is,but he knew he had a 1:20pm meeting with the rocawear members I hope he is okay.
(Kanye) I hope so too let me call him to make sure he is alright
(Ty Ty) This ain't like Jay to miss an important meeting dealing with his clothing line.
(Jay) shit girl work them hips mmmmm right there Ring Ring Ring "Let me cater 2 u was going off that was my ringtone.Baby let me see who is calling me while i'm busy making babies with my wifey.
(Jay) Hello
 (Kanye) Nigga are you okay everyone is waiting on you do you realize what time it is you had a rocawear meeting with the clothing line member today
(Jay) yeah i'm okay my meeting is not until 1:20pm hold on somebody else is calling me Hello
(Ty Ty) Jay are you okay? Where are you people are waiting on you,you are really late.
(Jay)Yes i'm okay and my meeting is not until damn it let you talk to you when I get there kanye is on the other end.
(Ty Ty) Yeah 
(Jay to Kanye) Ye i'm back my meeting is not until 1:20pm
(Kanye to Jay) Nigga you better take a look at your clock
(Jay to Kanye) OH SHIT I didn't realize it was after 1pm it's goin on 1:50pm damn  let them know I overslept i'm on my way now.
(Kanye to Jay) Bruh you know I got your back go ahead and finish busting nuts in your girl belly I hear her in the back calling you daddy.
(Jay to Kanye) LMAO alright nigga later
(Bey to Jay) what's wrong are you okay?
(Jay to Bey) baby i'm late it's 1:55pm i'm late for my meeting,but kanye is going to tell them I overslept.damn girl how that nut feel I just busted inside you.
(Bey to Jay) it feels so good go take a shower i'm be right here waiting on you
(Jay ) Alright baby cakes I took a shower got dressed and came out to see my baby sleeping peacefully.

Airport 
(Mama Tina) Wait until I arrive in NYC i'm beat her ass she ain't answering my text messages
(Solange and Mathew) She is too busy sexing jay.
(Mama Tina) She better not be I don't care if she is grown and 21 years old.
(Gloria) Eric did your brother text you back yet?
(Eric) No mama he is not responding to my calls or texts
(Gloria) wait until I get to NYC i'm beat his ass he think his lips big wait until I finish with him 
(Eric) lmao my mommy is a gangsta lets go sit down over here
(Gloria and Eric) Hello may we sit here with you guys?
(Mama Tina,Solange and Mathew) Hello and ya sure can 
(Mama Tina to Gloria) I love your outfit and accessories
(Gloria to Mama Tina) Thank you love yours too where are ya off too?
(Mama Tina to Gloria) we are going to NYC for 1 week to visit our daughter how rude of me let me introduce myself I'm Tina Knowles this is my daughter Solange and husband Mathew.
(Gloria) Hello everyone My name is Gloria Carter this is my son Eric and I am going to NYC for 1 week to visit my son.
(Mathew) Carter? What's your son first name if you don't mind me asking?
(Gloria) Shawn but everyone call him Jay-z
(Mama Tina and Mathew)  He's your son?
(Gloria and Eric) yes he is my son and he's my brother 
(Solange) Well well well we all had to meet at the airport well your son Shawn is dating and sexing my big sister Beyonce'
(Gloria and Eric) Beyonce Knowles OMG we love her
Flight Attendant 
Everyone that's heading to NYC needs to go to gate 6B
(Gloria and them) That's our flight we need to be heading to it.
(Mama Tina and them) Girl yeah we have so much to talk about when we arrive in NYC both of our grown ass children are in trouble for not responding back to us.

Back at Bey and Jay House
(Bey) that was some good sleep my baby put it down on me hope he didn't get into too much trouble I miss him let me text him right now its going on 4:00pm
(Jay) I miss my baby/wifey can't wait for this meeting to be over so I can go back home and put it down on her again let me text her oh shit my baby is texting me now.
(Bey to Jay) Hey daddy I miss you so much when are you coming home?
(Jay to Bey) Hey Wifey I miss you more and the meeting is about to end in like 3 mins do you want me to grab some food or what?
(Bey to Jay) Thank god and yes you can stop at pizza hut and get the meat lover,some wings and I can make the salad.
(Jay to Bey) okay sweet thing I'll be in a few mins.
(Bey) Damn I love him so much Ding Dong I wonder who this can be who is it? Okay people wanna today.When I opened the door I wanted to bust his face it ya wouldn't believe who it was none other than my baby Jay.
(Jay) Thanks baby for opening the door its raining hard ass hell
(Bey) you have a key it sure didn't take you long to get the food
(Jay) that's because I was already there when I called you I been out my meeting since 2:30pm I went to the mall to get you some things I wanna see you in tonight and the rest of the week.
(Bey) Awwwwwh I wonder what you got me when I looked inside the bags I was speechless my man had bought me some sexy lingerie mmmmm can't wait for tonight matter fact it's about to go down now
(Jay) I saw that sexy smirk and them bedroom eyes I knew what time it was bey led me to the bedroom where we made sweet passionate love we both just came inside each other real hard she was screaming with her legs wrapped around my waist and pulling all my skin off my back with her nails  until some people called our names.
(Gloria) SHAWN COREY CARTER
(Tina & Mathew) BEYONCE GISELLE KNOWLES
(Bey and Jay) Mom Dad & Mom what are ya doing here?
(Solange) SURPRISE
(Jay & Bey) Damn I mean dang ya could have call us and told us that ya was coming into town
(Gloria) Why because of what we are looking at now
(Bey) Aahhhhh daddy I feel u coming inside me mmmmmmmm yesssss 
(Jay) Oh shit baby I though I pulled out damn girl you feel so good give me some lips
(All) Excuse the two of ya do ya see us standing here
(Jay & Bey) Sorry
(Mathew) How in the hell did you just let him put his sperm inside you if you come up pregnant i'm disowning you as my child you was raise better than that you acting like a little hoe
(Jay) Hold the fuck up don't be talking to my wife like that I don't give a damn who you are for you to be her father how in the fuck are you going to call your daughter a hoe? Fuck you get the fuck out of our house you can't stay here everyone else can but you can't.
(Solange) Damn BB you always doing some wrong daddy is right you acting a like little hoe nasty ass your children is going to be ugly.
(Mama Tina) Nobody is going no where they are grown if they wanna have children then that's them they are  the ones who playing husband and wife and not even married i'm done i'm going for a walk.
(Bey) Can everyone please just be quiet I need to say something I am grown and I have made my mind up that i'm moving in with Jay for good if I have his baby/babies he is going to take good care of him because he is a good man and daddy how can you call me a hoe when you cheated on mom yeah I saw you that day at the hotel with mom best friend Chanel you a fucking hoe and a bastard  I regret having you as my manager and I wish I could change you as my father.
(Solange) BB you are lying daddy never cheated on mom you better take it back you don't have any proof so shut that shit up.
(Bey) Don't be so naive I have all the proof on my phone and my camera I video taped the whole thing mommy i'm sorry you didn't know about this but I think you need to divorce him. He always in church every Sunday he need to sit his phony ass down.
(Mama Tina) Bey just show and play the evidence  I will decided what i'm do after I see everything.
(Everyone was shocked and speechless of what they was looking at after everything was over Mama Tina slapped Mathew and told him she wanted a divorce tomorrow).
(Mathew) Tina baby i'm sorry for everything that I have done to this family please forgive me I love you.
(Mama Tina) You sorry motherfucker you ain't sorry you wasn't sorry when you was putting your dick inside her fuck you Mathew its over and I forgive you because i'm not like you and you said you love me hmmmmm you don't know what love is how about you take your I love you and stick it up your black ass.
(Gloria) Tina come with me in the living room you need my help I'm going to be here for you and the girls 
(Jay) Good idea mom we all need to have a family meeting a lot has happened in the last few mins
(Solange) Family meeting nigga you ain't my family my family is my mom and daddy and kelly and michelle.
(Bey) Really Solange? that's all the family you have okay I see how you wanna play two can play this game
while all the secrets is coming out mom did you know daddy took Solo over Daniel's house and they had sex she ended up getting pregnant and daddy paid for her to get an abortion.
(Mama Tina) WTF come here Solange is that true you got pregnant you know what don't come to me because I will beat the shit out of you go home with your sorry ass daddy I regret even marrying him.
(Jay) Damn i'm shocked
(Mathew) Shut the fuck up you ugly looking monkey did you tell Beyonce that you had a baby by Raquel and you made her get an abortion?
(Bey) WTF Jay is this true? (Jay) Baby no it's not true she had a miscarriage and that's how she lost the baby (Bey) OMG Jay you never told me this shit before you know what leave me the fuck alone I hate you and I regret even dating you ughhhhhhh
 (Jay) Baby BB let me explain please I love you please baby I need you
(Gloria & Tina) Jay honey leave her alone let her have some time to herself she will come around she don't mean what she is saying she is very hurt, and when she do talk to her you can't lose her over what happened back in the day.
(Mathew) Well look like my work here is done Solange if you going with me lets go.
(Solange) Let's go daddy there is nothing else here for us to do or say but GOODBYE.





Friday, September 14, 2012

The Morning After

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen sorry about not posting  for two days,but I'm back now suckers lol. Hope ya remember what happened if not it's cool  Jay flew down to Houston,TX to get bey and bring her back to NYC bey and jay made it safe and sound back to NYC they made love for the first time and it was very romance and special. HERE WE GO.

THE NEXT MORNING
(Jay) Damn look at my baby sleeping like an angel she is so sexy and I love everything about this woman.
(Bey) Mmmmmmmm yes daddy shit that feels so good don't stop ooooo you making me cum. 
(Jay)BEY WTF wake up baby you moaning and shit what's going on you having a sex dream without me (jay is pouting with his puppy dog eyes and lips poked out.)
(Bey) OMG baby you wouldn't believe the dream I was having you was smh I'm speechless you was putting it down and what's with this puppy dog face i'm sorry daddy come here so mommy can make you feel better.( I had to make my baby feel better I don't like that puppy dog face even though it's sexy ass hell mmm he turning me on and he don't even know it but he's about to).
(Jay) Yes baby(next thing I know bey pulled me on top of her and stuck her tongue in my mouth that shit right there turned me on my dick was hard and ready to talk to lil bey aka apple pie that's my nickname for bey pussy) damn bey let me  get two condoms so we can have some great morning sex.
(Bey) (whining) Jayyyyyy baby nope I wanna feel all of you inside me without protection just promise to pull out and then you can put the condoms on please daddy I love you with all of my body,soul,heart and every ounce of me.
(Jay) Okay baby I'm try my best to pull out of you especially because i'm not wearing any protection  mmmm I love it when you call me daddy I love you with everything from the bottom of my heart do you believe me baby?
(Bey) Yes baby I do now get to work mommy and lil mama is ready for all of you we got all morning and the rest of the day to make love nice and slow, rough,all over the house.Matter of fact let me help you right now.
(Jay) Babe I can take my own boxers off(next thing I know bey ripped my boxers off all aggressive and shit) damn girl you going to get this dick.
(Bey)Fuck what you are saying mommy is hungry for daddy dick matter of fact lay down and let me cater 2 u like you are supposed to be treated. I got between jay legs looking up at him with my sexy smirk on my face I winked at him to let him know yeah i'm bout to give you some head just relax. I put jay dick in my hand started stroking it then I licked,sucked and started deep throating up and down  jay eyes was closed and he was biting them sexy juicy big lips all he could say was SHIT,DAMN,MMMMM,GIRL,BEY YESSS BABY KEEP GOING JUST LIKE THAT.Giving jay head for about 30-45 mins I felt him about to cum so pull his dick out of my mouth and he cum on the sheets.
(Jay) WHOA baby I didn't know you could do all that shit i'm surprised you got a nigga mind blown I though you said you was a virgin? Where did you learned how to do all that at? 
(Bey) boy I was a virgin until my hubby I mean baby by the name of SHAWN CARTER AKA Jay took it last night and don't tell anybody,but I use to watch some porn but I don't anymore since I have good  man to taking care of me and my body in a very great way.
(Jay) Awwh I about to say hold up let me find out you let another nigga hit that nice phat pussy before me.Hubby?? I like that it's cool you can call me that my sexy Wifey.I feel the same way about you too baby-girl.
(Bey) Daddy i'm ready for you to enter me Ring Ring Ring hold on babe let me get my phone who is calling me this earlier. Hello
(Mama Tina) Hey baby how are you doing this morning? How is Jay and NYC treating you?
(Bey) Hey mom i'm doing good this morning and Jay and NYC is treating me so good.Mama hold on for a min.
(Jay) I'm treating you good really? That's not what you was saying last night when I was putting it down on you all I heard was "mmmmmmmm daddy damn you are the best it's all yours."
(Bey) Babe I know what I said I was telling you the truth my mom don't need to know everything i'm grown  I can't wait for u to blow my mind when I get off the phone daddy dick is ready let me suck it my phone is on mute.
(Jay) Bey sucked the shit out of my dick until she almost made me cum then she stop and started laughing and got back on the phone.That shit wasn't funny or cool I got something for her ass i'm fuck the shit out of her while she on the phone i'm let her know who she playing with.
(Bey) Mom i'm back how are you and everyone doing?
(Mama Tina) I'm okay I miss you so much wish you would come back home everyone is good we all miss you sooo much.
(Bey) Awwh I miss ya too,but i'm happy where I am right now it's time for me to be on my own it's not like i'm not going to come home and visit.I just wanna let you know that everything between me and you are back cool and everything. Daddy on the other hand not even worrying about that or him.
(Mama Tina) I understand that you are grown  and ready to be on your own but I think you are moving too fast if you ask me.Bey you can't stay mad at your dad forever he was just looking out for you.
(Bey) I'm glad you understand and i'm not moving too fast I been thinking about this since I turned 20 and he wasn't looking out for me he just wanted to control my life like he always when I left Houston that shit stopped right then and there.MMMMM OOOOO boy you better stop
(Mama Tina) Okay bey if you say so and are you okay over there I don't like how you sounding.
(Jay) I was kissing on bey neck while feeling all over her caramel body then I whisper that I was going to eat and beat that pussy until she speechless I heard what her mom said I didn't care Jay Jr and I was getting tired of waiting on bey to get off that damn phone so i'm do what any other man would do and that is let her know she is about to get off the phone and get what she being asking for.
(Bey)  Yeah mom i'm okay it's just that i'm getting a massage from jay that's all he is really good at this.
(Mama Tina) Oh okay tell him I said hey and that I don't have any bad feelings for him.
(Bey) He said hey and okay (grasp) Damn babe yesssssssssssssss ooooooooooooooo mmmmmm aahhhhhhhhhhh mo mo mommmmm i have to call you later or tomorrow.
(Jay)  while bey was on the phone I had put her on top of me I went so deep inside her that she couldn't talk right and plus she hung up on her mom yeah bruh daddy got that great dick game she knew what time it was.
(Mama Tina) BEY BEY BEY OMG that damn girl was having sex while on the phone with me plus she hung up on me smh I could have went my whole life without hearing that shit.
(Mathew and the girls) What's wrong with you look like you saw or heard something wrong?
(Mama Tina) I heard bey and jay having sex while she was talking to me then she hung up on me.
(Mathew and the girls) OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS WOW (Mathew)she don't even know him that well and she is already having sex with him smh I don't know what to say I'm done with her.
(Bey) Damn baby you couldn't wait until I got off the phone before you started going crazy with your dick. Dad DaDaDaDa AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DADDYYYYYYYYY YES Go ham on this pussy it's yours I promise I love you.
(Jay) Hell naw you played me by giving me head then you stopped and got back on the phone you already knew I was going to get you back and i'm try something new on you if it hurt I can stop and we can try again when you are ready.
(Bey) I'm I'm sor sor sorryyyyy daddy mmmmm this dick is amazing and what exactly are you going to try on me?
(Jay) I lifted bey up off my dick so that, she can see what i'm about to do to her and her body. First off give me some lips.We kissing and her freaky ass started  playing with my dick and balls.Damn wifey you going to get some except in a different position get on all fours for me.
(Bey) Jay already know I can't keep my hands off of him when he told me to get on all fours I became nervous and scared hope he is not about to put his big long thick dick in my booty.Jay baby are we about to have anal sex?
(Jay) I love you baby-girl and trust me i'm take care of you remember what I said if it hurts i'm stop and to answer your question yes baby we are about to have anal sex I wanna feel my dick in your booty hole and all that phat caramel booty on me so I can smack and see it clap for me.
(Bey) Baby I'm scared and you don't have any lube so we can't do it sorry baby maybe next time and you can smack and see it clap anytime.
(Jay) BB look at me it's okay to be scared but I got you baby trust daddy and yes I do have lube 3 bottles of it when we left the studio I went and bought them so we going to try it and i'm see and smack it right now so turn over and let me take care of you and while i'm doing this i'm be kissing on your lower back,neck,ears,arms and them lips.
(Bey) Alright baby we can try it let's go before I change my mind my ass is goin to be sore and hurting for weeks just to let you know you are going to be my nurse until my ass get back to normal.
(Jay) Good when your ass is sore that lets me know i'm doing my job and plus this is your first time doing this.I don't have a problem being your nurse sweetheart.
(Bey) I felt some liquid going inside me it felt good then I felt jay put one of his finger inside me to open me up some I being to tense up letting him know it hurt that's when he being to start kissing on me making me forgot everything next thing I know I felt jay dick entering me  I felt him in my gut all I could do was scream,moan and try to run but I couldn't go anywhere because jay had me by my waist giving me his all I got use to it fast I told him to give me his all until our bodies collapse we went from 8:00am until 12:30pm. I'm glad he pulled out all 7 rounds.we was exhausted  we went back to sleep and got woken by Jay phone going off.
(Jay) Hello( in his sleepy voice)
(Mathew) you got some fucking nerves fucking my daughter while she is talking to her mother you motherfucker watch your back i mean everything that is coming out my mouth and my daughter will be back home with her family.
(Bey) Baby what's wrong why you looking like that?
(Jay) Listen to what he is saying to me this nigga is crazy excuse you I don't think I heard you correctly repeat yourself so I can make sure I got everything.
Mathew stupid ass actually repeated everything he said not knowing that bey was listening to everything he was saying until she told his ass off.
(Bey) Daddy WTF is your problem calling my man phone talking this bullshit i'm not coming back home to stay just to visit and my visits will be short and oh yeah i'm moving in with Jay for good so on that note Later Sucker.
(Mathew) bey this is between me and him watch me you will see that i'm not playing.
(Jay) Yeah what my wifey said damn girl you are too gangsta for me I love that shit oh yeah i'm glad that you and your mom is back cool lets go and get some food.
(Bey) its' your fault the reason why i'm like this i'm glad too and can we order in i'm too tired to get dress lets get some Chinese food, Jamaica Jerk Chicken make sure its mild and that's it we got sodas and champagne downstairs in the refrigerator. 
They placed their order in  30 to 50 mins all the food has arrived and they are grubbing good and watching the Series of Soul Food on HBO they spend the rest of the day just relaxing and chilling and enjoying each other until falling  asleep with full guts no food left  in bed with the television  watching them sleep.