Sunday, November 4, 2012

Messing with the wrong family

Hello everyone sorry about not updating I been busy with school work.Hope ya remember what happened in the last post if not go back and re-read it.Thanks 4 the comments.

EVERYBODY: YOU WHAT??? YOU BETTER BE JOKING
(Mama Tina): She better be playing because if she serious i'm beat that ass she better keep them legs closed come here SOLANGE NOW!
(Solange) Why is everybody on my case about me being pregnant, engaged and moving in with him?? I'm not going no where near you mom you are going to hit me.
(Mathew): Oh Jesus both of my baby girl's are pregnant what is the world coming to this has to be a nightmare.
(Bey): Solo what the hell is wrong with you getting pregnant, engaged and moving in with this guy you ain't ready for all this having a baby is no joke it's not a toy and getting married you are only 17 years old and moving in with him he still staying at home with his parents just like you. Girl you better rethink all of this before you ruin your life.
(Jay): lil sis listen to your mom and sister they know what they are talking about we don't want you to mess up your life over some dick and a baby that you are not ready for you still in high school you need to finish high school graduate and go to college make something out yourself.
(Solange): ughh I wish ya get off my (solo was interrupted by the door bell) I'll get the door
(Jay) Naw I'll get the door you need to finish talking to your family.Who is it?
(Unknown Person) It's me
(Jay) Who is me I need a name before I let anybody in my house
(Unknown Person) ummm is Solo here?
(Jay) Who wants to know? I need a name like umm right now
(Unknown Person) My name is Daniel and I'm Solange  boyfriend
(Jay) WTF what are you doing here do solo know you are coming here nigga I need to have some words with you step into my office.
(Daniel) Yes she do she invited me here and umm okay what do we need to talk about can you please let solo know i'm here?
(Jay) Oh really okay lil nigga we need to talk about a lot of things and no I can't let her know you are here sit down.
(Daniel): umm is it about the baby, engagement and moving in with me? I really want solo to know i'm here
(Jay) Yeah that's what I wanna talk to you about and nigga shut the fuck up when I finish talking to you  then we both can let her know that you are here.
(Bey) I wonder who was at the door I need to go find my baby his sexy self I miss him so much.
(Jay): First off nigga I mean Daniel don't you know how to use protection when you are having sex you ain't ready for no baby you still a baby yourself still wet behind the ears with breast milk breathe, the engagement/wedding is not even going to go down and moving him nigga you must be crazy my lil sister ain't moving in with no nigga that still lives with his parents.
(Daniel): No disrespect but (KNOCK KNOCK)
(Jay): Who is it?
(Bey) Babe I was looking for you I see where you at now I missed you who was the door?
(Jay): Baby  I came in my office I missed u too baby and Daniel was at the door
(Bey) Who is Daniel oh my i'm sorry for being rude I didn't see you sitting there Hi i'm Beyonce' but everyone call me bey hold up are you the Daniel that my sister is talking about having  your baby engaged and moving in with??? You know my parents is going in on her ass right now cause of you.
(Daniel): Hi Bey yes I'm Daniel me and your sister being dating since we both was 15 years old I love your sister with all my heart and soul and I didn't mean for her to get in any trouble with her family especially her parents. I'm sorry for the drama that i'm causing.
(Jay & Bey): Don't apology to us you need to talk to our parents like right now
(Daniel): Oh man i'm dead if I go in there right now
(Jay & Bey) You got that right
(Mama Tina): Little girl if you don't change your tone i'm slap the shit out of you don't think you are grown because you got a few taste of that nigga dick you ain't grown honey i'm here to let you know that right now.
(Mathew): You better listen to your mother before I get you, you ain't too young or old to get this belt across your ass.
(Solange): I wish everyone stop treating me like a little girl I'm 17 years old and I'm grown not because I lost my virginity to Daniel i'm very mature for my age.
(Mama Tina): Like I said you ain't grown you better leave this room before I throw you against that damn wall just because you lost your virginity don't make you mature or grown.
(Jay): Damn what in the world is going on in here everybody yelling and cussing in front of SiSi and KiKi.
(Bey): I know right ya guess who was at the door ya ain't going to believe ya eyes when Jay and I tell ya
(Mama Tina, Solo and Mathew): Who?
(Jay & Bey): Daniel Solange Boyfriend 
(Mama Tina & Mathew): WHAT???
(Solange): OMG My baby made it here safe and sound Hey baby I missed you so much I love you 
(Daniel): Hey baby yeah I made it here safe and sound I miss and love you so much
(Solo and Daniel are  touching and kissing each other with all this tongue action going on in front of everyone).
(Jay) Ya better act like ya see us standing here show some damn respect ya ain't grown nor in ya own home to be doing that shit go sit the fuck down and calm ya hormones down.
(Mama Tina):Ya better be glad Jay said something before I did both of ya asses would be against that damn wall acting like ya are grown and married you know what you ya do whatever ya want to do i'm done just to let you know Solange we are going back to Houston next week and you will be going with us.
(Bey): Ya acting like ya ain't see each other in years better show some respect that's how you got pregnant .
(KiKi): Omg this is better than HBO and Disney Channel 
(SiSi) I know right I didn't realize they have this much damn drama in their life smh.
(Mama Tina) Excuse you SiSi did you just curse? you better watch your mouth you can get some of this belt also matter fact ya go upstairs shower and come back down for breakfast.
(Sisi & Kiki) Yes ma'ma I'm sorry for cursing it won't happened again.
(Mama Tina) It okay baby
(Bey) I'm go upstairs and do my morning routine and take my pills.After saying that  and winking hope Jay catch on to it.
(Jay) Me too can't eat breakfast while smelling let's go bey so we can be back down for breakfast.
(Solange) Ya ain't slick ya is nasty ass hell ya are going to go fuck ewww smh
(Mathew) They better not be that's how she got pregnant in the first place they better go and take a shower and come back down.
(Mama Tina) I wish ya two shut the hell up they are grown and this is their home if they wanna fuck on the kitchen table,couch, outside,shower or where ever they can and solo you ain't got no room to talk she is older than you got a man that has, cars, home, money, love, trust, loyalty, honesty do I need to continue on.
(Solange) No ma'ma
(Mathew) I don't care if they are grown they better not be sexing in this house while i'm here that's disrespectful. If they can have sex in the house then how about me and you go in the guest room and have sex?
(Mama Tina) LMAO nigga you must be crazy you ain't getting any of this sweet potato pie and plus your dick only stands up for ummmm 6 mins no thank you I need a man that can blow my back out and put me to sleep like a baby.
(Bey,Jay,Solo and Daniel) LMAO damn she told you she put all your business out in the street.
(Jay) smh damn man I know your feelings are hurting she played you like Xbox 360 you might wanna get some pills to keep your man up longer. I'm glad I don't have that trouble.Anyhoo me and my baby got a shower waiting on us.
(Bey and Jay is walking up the stairs holding hands until they hear KiKi  and SiSi making plans for later on about meeting some guys in Brooklyn).
(Bey) they think they slick they ain't going no damn where little hot asses need to be thinking about school instead of boys.
(Jay) Let's go take our shower we will deal with them later I need some of that apple pie between them thick thighs of yours.
(Bey) Come and get it she is dripping wet waiting for daddy to make his mood. Jay ripped off my clothes picked me up and pushed me into the wall and he shoved his big 12 inch dick inside me I cried,screamed, yelling calling him all his favorite names,Jay,Shawn,Hova,Jigga,Papi,Pop-Pop and Daddy he went at it for an hour and 40 mins then we bathed each other and went and ate breakfast.
(when Jay and I came back downstairs everyone was looking at us like they crazy or something until my daddy said something).
(Mathew) Ya are nasty we all heard ya sexing each other I can't eat right now eww
(Solange & Daniel) me neither
(Mama Tina) bye like I said before they are grown and we are in they house they come and eat breakfast forget them.
(SiSi & KiKi) may we get something else to eat and drink?
(Mama Tina) sure but wait until bey and jay get theirs
(SiSi & KiKi) Yes ma'ma
(everyone enjoyed their breakfast those that ate breakfast everyone chilled out in the living room and watch movies until SiSi & KiKi went upstairs with their phones Bey and Jay knew it was their cue to go and talk to them).
(SiSi) Hey baby I miss you so much can't wait to kiss them sexy lips of yours and feel you all inside me I wanna feel you raw.
(KiKi) Baby I miss and love you so much can't wait to spend the night at your house so we can make love all night until the next morning.
(KiKi and SiSi had no idea that bey and jay was listening to their whole conversation they about to pop them bubbles. Knock Knock).
(KiKi &SiSi) we have to go somebody is at the door come in
(Bey & Jay) Wassup with ya why did ya  leave from downstairs and come up here we are all family and why are ya dressed up where ya going?
(KiKi & SiSi) We both got calls and we need some privacy we know that we are all family and we are going to our friends house to hang out.
(Bey) Look don't play with us it's best you tell us the truth right now before things get ugly in here. Now answer us.
(Jay) Be honest with us ya can talk to us about  anything no matter what it is okay.Now that's out the way SPILL IT.
(KiKi & SiSi) umm well we were going to go over some friends home and chill out with them for a while and that's it.
(Bey & Jay) ya know ya are making it worse by continuing to lie to us we right?? We heard ya whole conversation on the phone with some guys talking about going over there house and having sex that shit ain't about to happen ya ain't going no where understand that since ya wanna lie we was going to take ya out shopping and dinner,but ya ruined that. Get started on ya homework like right now little liars.
(KiKi) ugh dang SiSi we should have told them the truth now we can't go shopping,out to dinner or to our man house. We better get started on that homework you know we got that big project that is due Monday.
(Bey &Jay) Awwh poor babies oh well ya fault next time ya will tell the truth.We are going back downstairs if you need us.
(KNOCK KICK KNOCK KICK Just as everything is going okay in the Carter's house they get an unexpected guest).
(Mathew) I'll get it since i'm going out who is it 
(Jay) Nigga don' touch my door I'll be the one who opens and closed doors around here Who is it? Okay I see people wanna play games. When I opened the door I knew there was going to be trouble and hell.
(Kia) Move the fuck out my way you big lip nigga.
(Jay) Excuse the fuck out of you who you think you are coming into my house talking shit you better look and think again.
(Bey) Jay babe what's all the commotion about oh lord just when we are trying to have a nice quiet time at home the devil shows up. What do you want?
(Kia) All ya niggas better shut up talking to me i'm here for my daughters so if ya can go get them that would make my day.
(Mama Tina) Ain't nobody going to get them they are not going anywhere with your crazy ass and who the fuck is this midnight nigga your pimp or did you not know he was behind you?
(Jay) You need to leave and take midnight black with you because like mama said they ain't going no where with you so hit the door or else ya can get thrown out into the streets pick ya choice and ya got 3 minutes.
(SiSi &KiKi) Do you here all that commotion I wonder what's going on downstairs let's go see I hope everyone is okay. OMG what are ya doing here I though ya was gone for good please leave and never come back.
(SiSi &KiKi ran behind Jay to save them nobody knew what they was talking about until Mama Tina told them to explain themselves so that the rest of the family know more information).
(Mama Tina) come here girls explain what ya are talking about and how do ya know this man?
(SiSi) Well he's my mom new boyfriend/pimp he always bought drugs to her when we was in the kitchen or in the living room doing our homework and one night she was passed out.Him and his partner took me and KiKi into our room tapped our mouths and torn our clothes off and raped us until we was bleeding and helpless then they liquid all over us while laughing we both cried and told our mother but she didn't believe us.
(Everyone was in tears and hurt because they didn't realize how much KiKi and SiSi has been through in their lives everyone is beyond pissed off they can't say anything because they are shocked until Jay did the unthinkable).
(Jay) I didn't give a damn about going to Jail from there to prison them little girls did not deserve none of that bullshit his ass is mines now.I charged at that nigga like I was a quarterback you motherfucker you rapped them little girls of their innocent your ass is mines.I punched that nigga every where I could think of I didn't give a fuck about him begging for mercy.My family already know how I am so they didn't stop me until I was getting handcuffed.
(Bey) Bitch I can't believe you just got my fucking man arrested what the fuck is wrong with you I can't believe you didn't stand up for them beautiful girls over there you ain't nothing,but a trashy ass whore that needs to get checked into a fucking crazy house. Let me go get my man out of jail.
(Mathew) No bey you stay here me and Julius will go you don't need to be out in this rain and for you Kia get the fuck out of here and never show your face around here because if you do trust and believe you will come up missed they won't find you.
(Bey,Solo,Daniel,Mama Tina and the girls are in the living room staring off into space until KiKi spoke).
(KiKi) I'm really sorry for dragging all of ya into SiSi and I messed we had no idea they would show up hope ya can forgive us we love ya so much.
(Everyone) We love ya too
(Mama Tina) Ya don't need to apologize for ya crazy ass mom and dark midnight  behavior if ya wanna go upstairs and finish ya homework ya can snacks are in the kitchen.
(SiSi &KiKi) We going to get snacks and finish our homework.We went upstairs and started back on our homework while listening to the rain until we two guys grabbed us all we could do was scream and holler then they tapped our mouths shut and the was carrying us out the window in no time.
(While the men are kidnapping the girls they left a note for the family to read and to let them know this is life and death).
(Bey) It's too quiet upstairs and they have not came downstairs it's been 2 hours let me go and check on them. When I went upstairs and I didn't see them I got worried and started panicking until I saw a note I cried and yell for everyone to come upstairs I immediately call the police and my father to let them know what had just happened.The police,my father and Jay all showed up at the same time. Did an investigation and found out that the window was broken I told them that them that the girls mother was behind this and passed out.
(Mama Tina) OMG Beyonce' wake up somebody help my daughter she's pregnant.
(Jay) Come on baby please wake up I'm sick of this fucking shit I don't hit women but this bitches is messing with the wrong family now. I got my fucking car keys,the note and bounced I went to one of my home boy house that did some FBI shit and let him see the note he easily found out who kidnapped them I called Mama Tina and told her what was up and she said get the girls back safe and sound I told her don't even worry about that and ask about my wife and child,she said bey and my baby was good I said good and goodbye.
(Jayne) Jay was my homie he looked out for me when nobody did so whatever he needed I was there. When jay told me he needed my help getting his little sisters back I was done so was Brick our other homie. 
(Jay)  I had my niggas Jayne and Brick I can always count on them when we arrived at this old barn house I got heated I found out that these niggas are pimps and drug dealers  Brick was going to knock the door and ask for some drugs while me and Jayne was going to get the girls out.
(When Brick knocked on the door the pimps was messing with SiSi & KiKi Jay and Jayne heard them staying stop messing with our hair and clothes).
(The pimps) Who the fuck knocking on our door like they are the police
(Brick) My name is Brick and I heard ya sale that great shit to make you high for weeks
(The Pimps) sure ass hell do what do you wanna buy?
(Brick) Can i come in so I can pick out what I want to buy?
(The Pimps) Naw we have all that out in our Cadillac follow us.
(Brick) Alright cool let's go.
(Jay and Jayne saw the girls and immediately rescue them they ran to the car and hopped in Jay called Brick and told him let's go.
(Brick) Damn girl you keep blowing me up shit I'll be home in 5 mins Oh word you naked shit i'm coming right now
(The pimps) you still want the drugs or do you wanna go get that pussy and come back?
(Brick) I'm come back I don't even have all my money with me i'm go and beat up this pussy
(The pimps) Alright dude go handle that business
(Brick) Shit I took off running like a slave I knew they was going to freak out when they got back to the barn and the girls was gone. Jay picked me up not to far and we was out of there.
(The pimps) WTF who left the damn door open now the girls is gone ughhhhhh we are in fucking trouble now Kia is going to kill us when she find out they escaped.
(Kia) What's ya problem and where the fuck is the girls please don't tell me ya let them escaped ya are 300 lbs nigga and ya can't keep up with two bitches wow ya better find them before 10:30 pm
(Jay and the girls arrived home around 8:30 pm  everyone was sleep expect Mama Tina and Mathew).
(Mama Tina) Thank God for letting my babies come back home safe and sound look at ya hair and clothes omg come on babies let's go upstairs so I can run ya tub baths.
(Mathew) Thank You Jay for going to rescue my daughters even though you didn't have to thank you so much.
(Jay) Your welcome it's been a long ass day before I go to bed I'm make a phone call to the police station to be watching the house on all angels I have a funny feeling that Kia is behind this whole bullshit you need to be more careful who you stick your dick in next time. Goodnight let me go to bed with my wife and unborn baby.
(Everyone went to sleep the girls went to sleep in Mama Tina room  because they was too scared to return to their old room).(10:30 pm Kia showed back up at the barn and the pimps did not have the girls she shot each one in the toes. Kia arrived at the Carter's house around midnight.
(Jay) I couldn't sleep so I decided to watch television until I got hungry I checked on everyone and got ready to head downstairs until I hear glass break my alarm went off and the police came from everywhere. Everyone was awoke from the alarm and the loud commotion.
(Bey) Baby what is going on who is breaking into our house this time of morning.
(Police) Mr. & Mrs. Carter we have caught the suspect can you identify this person for us please?
(Bey & Jay) sure. everyone was downstairs wondering what was going on until the police bought the suspect around the corner which was no surprise to us.
(Police) Do ya recognize this crazy looking woman she had a butcher knife,a saw and gloves on her
(Mama Tina) Yes we know who that is that's Kia Grahams she was the mother of Kierra and Sierra but we are currently trying to get full custody  of them.
(Police) Well I'm pretty sure ya wish will be granted tonight because we have been looking for this woman for 11 years she have different charges against her i'm so glad that we finally got her and if ya need any help getting custody just let me know my wife works with cases like this.
(Everyone) DAMN
(Mama Tina) Thank You so much
(Kia) What have I done I didn't mean for all of this to happened I was just trying to get my girls back I just want to say I love ya bitches I mean babies mama will be getting out soon to get ya back okay.
(Police) Oh no ma'ma you will not be getting out no time soon you have court tomorrow and if any of the family would like to come it starts at 9:00 am.
(9:00 am the carters and Knowles family is in the court waiting for the judge to come in when he did come in he had a folder with all of her information in it and ask if any witness wanted to talk of course we talked and they sentence her to 75 years to life for all the charges and the currently charges and the pimps got sentence each 85 years  all Kia  and the pimps could do was cry and beg for mercy).
(Judge) For you to be a mother you didn't care about them at all and you wanna beg what about your girls when they was begging huh you can't answer that can you? didn't think so. For ya sorry ass so called men ya are going to have so much fun in prison them girls didn't deserve what ya did to them and now all of ya are going to pay  get out of my face have fun in ya  new homes just to let ya know there are women and men who have 4 life sentences they are going to eat ya alive.  Before I dismissed the court I'm going to grant Mr.and Mrs.Carter permanent custody of the girls Court is dismissed.
(Jay) I'm glad that's over with now  i'm treating everyone out to dinner so we can have a fresh where do ya wanna get at?
(SiSi &KiKi) Can we please eat at home as a family I love when you cook your seafood please Daddy Jay 
(Bey) Awwh they called you daddy Jay how sweet. when the girls called Jay daddy I cried happy tears.
(Jay) sure girls we just have to stop at the grocery store and pick up the items and I love to be called daddy.
(Jay them got the items headed home,cooked,laughed talked and ate until everyone was too full to move. This was a happy ending and happy beginning for SiSi and KiKi and their new family).

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5 comments:

  1. Omg dat was so gudn bout time dey got kia she get on ma nerves how can u treat dem kids like dat n lol at bey n jay yall nasty bt great update

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    1. Thank you for reading it and sorry for all the errors.

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  2. Whoo Chile.... this had me speechless.

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  3. this was great. bey and jay always makin love -_- and kiki bout time she was put straight. UPDATE SOON!!

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