WTF

Hello Everyone sorry about not updating school work comes first hope ya remember what happened if not go back and re-read it enjoy. <3

(Mathew) I can't believe that nigga hit me wait until I come back his ass is mines.
(Solange) daddy he is not worth you going to jail over just leave it alone and let's go back to the hotel room.
(Bey) OMG baby are you okay I can't believe you hit my dad he was not worth all of that now your hand is bleeding let's go wash it off you have to control your temper better before it gets you in jail and then prison.
(Jay) I'm sorry baby I was trying to void from beating your dad ass but he was asking for it so I gave it to him my hand hurts like hell what kind of teeth do he have dinosaurs teeth (Chuckles) I promise to control my temper I love you baby.
(Bey) You tell me about my daddy hello I been with him my whole life I know how he is and you are funny hope he don't have dinosaurs teeth ain't no more dinosaurs living anymore.You better control it and I love you more daddy.
(Mama Tina) Awwh look at my daughter and soon to be son-in-law they are so cute together god put ya together for a reason I'm happy for ya and  my new grand-baby can't wait to spoil him or her.
(Gloria) I know right Tina we are going to have a ball spoiling this baby my son is about to be a daddy with a wonderful young woman I'm happy and proud of ya,but I'm not too excited that ya are having a baby and not married.
(Jay) Oh lord our baby is going to be rotten I feel the same way I'm blessed with a wonderful woman and mom when the time is right for us to get marry we will we are not rushing things sorry that we are having a baby and not married but I love her and hope you can accept that.
(Bey) I'm sorry Ms.Carter you probably thinking I'm a slut for having a baby without being married first,but I love your son with all of me and hope you understand where we are coming from.
(Mama Tina) Gloria I understand where you are coming from,but they are two grown people let them live their life the way they want to we can't force them to get married so let them decide when they are good and ready.
(Gloria) I'm sorry if ya think i'm taking it in a bad content because i'm not i'm happy that my son found a good woman and he better keep her too.
(Jay) Thanks mom #1 and #2 for all ya advice
(Bey) Oh trust and believe he is going to keep me whether he like it or not he have no choice if he know what's good for him ;-).
(Jay) mmmmm yes ma'ma she is a keeper with her bad self just the way I like her come here girl and give daddy some lips.
(Tina and Gloria) ummmmmmmm we are still in the room that's how ya two got that baby in the oven now ya nasty.
(Jay & Bey) lmao we sorry we forgot ya was still in the room and plus we are grown we got unfinished business to handle bye mom later.
(Tina & Gloria) Well we know when we are not wanted bye freaks.
(Jay and Bey made sweet passionate nice,slow and rough  sex until 11:55pm until they had some unexpected guests).
(Bey) Jayyyyyyy baby go deeper,faster,I wanna feel you in my gut I love you so much baby I'm glad that I am having your baby.
(Jay) Aahhhh shit girl you feel so good on daddy's dick i'm make you feel it in your gut and in my heart I love you more babe I'm glad you are having my baby too.
(Mathew) ummmmm nigga get off my fucking daughter so we can finish what we started like real men I know i'm real man but you on the other hand umm nope you more as a little boy.
(Jay & Bey) WTF are you doing in our room damn knock before coming in where is your maners?
(Jay) LOOK MR. KNOWLES I HAVE ALREADY WHOOPED YOUR ASS ONCE DO I NEED TO DO IT AGAIN MATTER OF FACT YOU AIN'T WORTH MY TIME GETTING OUT OF BED FOR GET LOST.
(Bey) Babe you are doing the right thing he's not worth it daddy I really wish you would grow up grow some balls and leave us alone you are real childish right now and it's not looking to good on you so the exit door is the same way you came in.
(Solange) OMG bey why are you taking his side you supposed to be on our side I love you and all,but I would never take a guy side over my own dad.
(Mama Tina) what's all this screaming and yelling about Oh lord let me guess Mathew and Solange aka sidekick is messing with ya? Why don't ya leave them alone they are happy and trying to be alone so get lost go get some business of ya own.
(Solange) mom (crying) I can't do this anymore why why why
(Mama Tina) what's wrong with you? You can't do what anymore and why what?
(Solange) mom I miss you and my big sister I can't stay mad at ya i'm tired of putting on this act i'm happy for bey and jay I get to be a auntie  I own ya an apology.I'm sorry mom,bey and jay for my behavior I was really mad that ya was together and that my big sister left me I really sorry I can't wait to be an auntie I love ya.
(Jay & Bey) It's cool we kinda understand,but you should have came to us a long time ago and told us what was really going on and we can't wait for you to be an auntie also we love you more.
(Mathew) WTF is this The Brady Bunch i'm out and oh yeah Solange you can stay here with them since you wanna change sides.
(Solange) Daddy(crying) i'm sorry I couldn't do it anymore my heart couldn't take it anymore I still love you and hope you still love me too.
(Jay) Man wtf is your problem get the fuck out of here with that bullshit you just mad because ain't nobody on your side get over yourself and live life.She can stay here anytime she want to she don't need to be with you anyways you need some help from Jesus personally.
(Bey) Daddy you need to grow up and act your and stop acting like you are 17 years old ughhhhh you working my fucking nerves get out my face I can't look at you right now matter fact get out the house period bye.
(Mathew) Bye SUCKERS I got some business to take care of anyways.
(Mathew slams the bedroom door and now in his car talking to a strange woman on the phone)
(Strange Woman) Hey baby I miss you where are you now?
(Mathew) Hey babe I miss you too I'm on my way to your house right now hope you got the champagne and that sexy teddy on.
(Strange Woman) I sure do daddy see you when you get here can't wait to feel you inside me
(Mathew) Alright baby I have to go and get some Fire & Ice condoms I can't to put all of me inside you.
(Mathew stopped at the store and got what he came for which was condoms he is now at the strange woman house which is Kia ).
Back at Bey and Jay house
(Solange) what are we going to eat i'm hungry
(Bey) girl hush you been eating since ya have arrived in NYC you need to slow down.
(Mama Tina) gloria and myself are cooking right now dinner should be done in a few mins.
(Jay) i'm with solo on that i'm hungry too putting in some major work made me hungry.
(Bey) ya are greedy and thanks daddy for putting in major work it was hella good and solo me and you need to talk now upstairs.
(Solange) Okay what did I do now
(Jay) I wanna come too don't leave me by myself I promise to stay out ya business 
(Bey) fine let's go I been meaning to have this talk with you before leaving Houston
(Solange) what's up B
(Jay) yeah what's up B
(Bey) ummmm jay what happened to "i'm stay out ya business" do I need to send you back downstairs by yourself?
(Jay) no baby i'm sorry i'm put my ears phones in and listen to some beats
(Solange) lmao damn jay she got you on locked
(Bey) no I don't he promise to not put his nose in our business and he is going to stick with it or he won't be getting any apple pie for 4 months.
(Jay) 4 MONTHS WOMAN YOU MUST BE CRAZY I CAN'T STAND NOT GETTING ANY APPLE PIE WHEN YOU ON YOUR PERIOD.
(Solange) ewwwwwwww apple pie really ya nasty anyways bey what's up what do we need to talk about?
(Bey) Are you pregnant? you been eating a lot lately and I need to know what's going on with you?
(Solange) Pregnant girl no (chuckles) looking down that's crazy if I was you would be the first to know
(Jay) who else is pregnant I know my lil sister is not pregnant who is the nigga so I can give him a Jay ass whooping you too young to be having sex at all.
(Bey) SHAWN COREY CARTER I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN SHE BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT OR WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM SHE BETTER SPEAK AND LET US KNOW.LIKE UMMMMMMMMM RIGHT NOW?
(Solange) Ok Ok i'm not pregnant I been smoking weed and I have the munchies.
(Jay & Bey) WEED where did you get it from?
(Solange) before we left Houston one of my friends gave me some I been smoking weed since I was 16 after I had to get an abortion I started smoking.
(Jay) sis that's not good or cool for you matter fact you not smoking no more as of right now where is the rest of it you are too pretty,bright,talented and smart to be doing this shit.
(Bey) Solange Jay is right  this habit of yours is over right now anything else you wanna tell us right now since it just us?
(Solange) ummm yeah I been having sex since I was 13 years old his is Daniel and he is so sexy and he is really good when it comes to us having sex I mean making love.
(Jay) WTF 13
(Bey) YEAH WTF 13 what's wrong with you girl you wasn't ready back them I knew something was not right when you came home with hickies on your neck.Making love and sex is two different things. Sex is when you really need some at the moment with having any feelings for the person. Making love is starting off slow looking into each other eyes letting things happening nice and slow so that it can last longer.
(Jay) WTF i'm still stuck on you having sex at 13 i'm disappoint in you really solo you know what it's cool it's done now.
(Solange) I'm sorry ya bey was dating and so I wanted to date also
(Bey) I was dating but I never had sex I waited and Jay was my first,i'm mad that I had to find out all late but its cool are ya still together now?
(Solange) yes we are 
(Back at the Kia place)
(Kia) mmmmmmmm Matty you feel sooo good baby don't stop
(Mathew) you feel good too and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon
(Kia) matty take the condom off baby I wanna feel you all inside me
(Mathew) alright babe do you feel me now
(Mathew is so fucking stupid she is trapping you smh)
(Kia) aahhhhhh yes daddy that's much better
(Mathew) I'm cummmm (I cum all inside of  kia tight pussy)
(Kia) mmmmmm that was sexy and good
(Mathew) OH SHIT WTF did I just do OMG I just came inside you damn now you can become pregnant
(Kia) that's right I got you right where I want you to be I wanted to having your baby so that I can get some of that money from your rich ass daughter
(Mathew) damnnit how can I be so fucking stupid you ain't getting shit from my daughter she worked her ass off.
(Kia) We will see just watch you messing with the right bitch now i'm about to take you for all you are worth and some more.
(Mathew) Lord help me please.
Carter's House
(Gloria & Tina) Dinner is ready
(Bey,Solo & Jay) move get out my way (all of them was trying to get through the door at the same time)ughhhhh mother with child needs to get out first.
(Jay) Alright sexy(spanked her ass) go ahead so I can see that sexy ass move
(Solange) ewwwwww ughh can ya two stop for dinner please then ya can go back to sexing each other
(everyone is at the dinner table eating they had enough food for 3 weeks while eating bey get a text message from a strange number).
(917)758-0429 Hey little miss rich bitch aka daddy's little girl  I bet you wondering where your dad is if not oh well i'm tell and show you where he is.Hit the play button when you are ready to see the video have fun watching it and oh yeah tell your mom we was never friends Mathew and I have been "Friends" since you was a little girl.
(Bey) WTF who could this be let me see this video OMG OMG.while watching that video all I could do was cry and cry.How could he do this to us and her ughhhhhh I got that bitch her and my mom was best friends.
(Jay) baby what's wrong why are you crying? give me your phone now?
(Solange)bey bey bey
(Mama Tina) Beyonce what's wrong what's on your phone that got you crying like that?
(Gloria) sweetheart are you okay?
(Bey) I gave jay my phone and dismissed myself from the table looking at that made me not want to eat for the rest of the night.
(Jay) WTF is wrong with your dad he have lost his damn mind fucking your mom use to be best friend that's low ass hell he wrong for that shit.
(Solange) Who da fuck is that bitch anyways?
(Mama Tina) that's Kia we been best friends since bey was born
(Gloria) OMG i'm speechless
(In walk Mr.CHEATER)
(Mathew) what's going on with everyone i'm tired i'm going to bed i'm beat.
(Bey) I bet the fuck you are how could you do this to us have you lost your fucking mind?
(Solange) You know what never mind I can't even look at you
(Mama Tina) I slapped the shit out of him coming in here like ain't shit wrong he must have me mixed up with some of these chicken heads.
(Mathew) WTF is wrong with you Tina what did I do?
(Jay) Man you fucking wrong for the shit you did tonight you can't stay here you have to go like right now
(Bey) This is the shit we are talking about hope you happy and oh yeah she just text me and said to tell you that you have secret love children. Sierra and Kierra they are twins they are 14 years old hope you happy.
(Solange,Jay and Gloria) WTF TWINS 14??? REALLY WOW
(Mama Tina) LEAVE I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR UGLY ASS FACE NO MORE YOU SHIT WILL BE SITTING OUTSIDE WHEN WE GO BACK TO HOUSTON.
(Jay) Get out man you ain't welcome here anymore later you got your soon to be ex-wife both of your daughters are hurting and crying thanks a lot
(Mathew) I didn't know I have two twins and I didn't mean for any of this to happen I'm sorry will ya forgive me please the Bible said.
(Mama Tina) I interrupted Mathew just before he could finish his sentence sorry really get the fuck out of here and don't you even think about going church on us like I said get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
(Mathew) Fine i'll leave but I will not give up on your marriage I love ya
(Solange) let me go check on bey to make sure she is okay
(Jay) Naw lil sis let me go check on her you stay with mom she needs you right now I got bey
(Bey) I still can't believe this nigga got two twins girls and a baby on the way wow what more can go wrong.while i'm having a moment jay comes in and all I could do was run to him and cry.
(Jay) It's going to be okay baby i'm here for you, your mom and our lil sis ya are going to get through it don't worry about it I love ya. Let's go lay down you can't be getting worked up you are pregnant with my child.
(Bey) thanks baby for everything and I know i'm pregnant with your child I wonder how far I am
(Jay) Oh yeah the dr is coming over tomorrow to let us know how far you are i'm excited baby we are going to become parents.
(Bey) i'm excited too kiss me and hold me until I fall asleep
(Jay) I granted my baby-girl wish and we both fell asleep shorty after.
(the next morning)DING DONG DING DONG
(Jay) I got it who is it?
(Dr.Knight) It's Dr.Knight
(Jay) when i opened the door I wasn't too happy I though I said I wanted a female doctor for bey. ummmmm I wanted a female doctor for my baby no hard feelings.
(Bey) Jay baby who was at the door oh i'm sorry hell Dr. Knight how are you?
(Dr. Knight) I'm good are you ready to know how far long are you?
(Jay) ummmm before you get to that are you going to be bey OB/GYN? if so i'm have to be here when you looking at my girl apple pie
(Bey) OMG jay chill out  it don't matter who my DR is as long as they are licensed and taking good care of me and the baby and you know this apple pie belongs to you.
(Dr.Knight) ummmmm okay let's get started
(Dr.Knight put the jelly stuff on bey belly and ask her a few questions come to find out bey is 8 weeks pregnant they can't find out what they are having until a later they are all happy Dr.Knight whip off the jelly and he leaves).
(Jay) I'm so happy I feel like doing cartwheels
(Bey) Oh no please don't you might break something lmao
(Jay) I'm break my 
(Mama Tina & Gloria) comes in you going to break your what jay?
(Solange) yeah jay break your what?
(Jay) ughhhh nothing
(Bey) lmao ya leave my baby alone come here jay
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
(Solange) I'll get it who is it?
(kids voice) it's cold out here can you please just open the door
(Solange) when I opened the door I saw two beautiful look twin girls. Come in who are you guys? where is your parents?
(Mama Tina and them come downstairs to see who was at the door) 
(Mama Tina) who are these two beautiful girls?
(Bey) OMG OMG
(Jay) what's wrong bey tell me what's going on?
(Solange) I don't know them I was just asking them who they are but they didn't say anything.
(Gloria) What are ya names?
(Bey) They names are Sierra and Kierra
(Everyone looks at bey like how do you know that)
(Solange) How do you know that bey?
(Bey) They mom just send me a text message asking did the girls get in the house safe and that  she not coming back to get them all they clothes are in trash bags outside
(Jay) WTF are you serious let me go outside and get they stuff.They make ya self at home.
(in walks Mathew aka MR. CHEATER)
(Mathew) Good Morning everyone who are these two beautiful little girls?
(Bey,Tina and Solo) These two beautiful twin girls are your DAUGHTERS SIERRA AND KIERRA 
(Mathew) WTF HUH????