Saturday, September 29, 2012

WTF part 2

Sorry everyone for not updating I have been really sick but i'm getting better now.Here is what happened in the last post bey and solo became back close until the door bell rung and solo answer and found two beautiful girls at the door come to find out they are bey and solo half sisters and Mathew love children outside of his marriage. Enjoy.
(Bey) WTF HUH IS WRONG I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL THAT BITCH I MEAN CHICK WHERE ME AND MY MAN STAY AT YOU MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MIND.
(Solo) He must have something in his head ain't working right I told my mom a long time ago to leave him because he not right in the head smh don't nobody listen to me anymore.
(Mama Tina) Ya watch ya mouths we have two beautiful innocent little girls that is looking at ya like ya are crazy they don't need to be hearing all this profanity. Come sit down girls what are ya names again?
(Jay) Yeah tell them mom they must be crazy too smh they was raised right I don't know what's wrong with them two.
(Bey) I walked over to jay grabbed his nuts and said"Oh really Jay you trying to be funny okay you must not want some of this apple pie later on matter of fact you on 4 weeks punishment no apple pie for you now who crazy now huh? my point exactly.
(Jay) Baby you know i'm just playing come on I love you and  you and I both know 4 weeks girl bye you know  you can't live without Big Jr. I smacked bey ass so hard that she jumped and her ass cheeks clapped damn i'm good.
(Gloria) ummmmm Jay you better keep your hands off her behind I don't care if this is your house while i'm here you don't do nothing sexual to her not in my present and if I  find out you trying to get some without her permission it's going to be me and you.
(Solange) SMH ya are nasty take that upstairs ya are having a big headed honey bun in the oven now ya want two more?
(Mama Tina) okay everyone sit down and chill out  i'm trying to get to know these two over here looking so cute. What's ya names?
(in unison) Sierra and Kierra
(Jay) Awwwh how cute who is who?
(Sierra) I'm Sierra my favorite color is black i'm 14 years old I love writing,singing,cooking,watching cartoons,movies and OMG ya are BEYONCE,JAY-Z,SOLANGE AND MRS.TINA WOW i'm sorry for that i'm just star stuck.
(Kierra) smh dang Sierra chill out I understand you are star struck so am I but we have to maintain our cool they probably thinking wow she is crazy ya have to excuse her she had  starbursts,skittles and a Pepsi.Anyways enough about her I'm Kierra but everyone call me Ki Ki  my favorite color is blue I'm also 14 years old our birthdays is August 4,1988 I love to sing,dance,rap,cook,watch cartoons,lifetime movies and just be me.
( Bey) wow ya are so much alike ya have some good hobbies both born on the 4th that's a lucky # in this household.Sierra it's okay to be star struck but we are just like ya normal the only thing is we on awards shows and etc don't be afraid to talk to us about anything.
(Solange) Awwwwwh ya love to cook just like my mommies
(Mama Tina) Well since I know that do ya young ladies wanna help Gloria and I get dinner ready?
(SiSi and KiKi) OMG sure we love too
(Mathew) Umm what about me I didn't get to ask the girls any questions
(Jay) Oh lord here he go wanna break up a good moment
(SiSi) ummm sure go ahead
(KiKi) can your questions wait until later i'm ready to cook with umm Mrs.Tina
(Mama Tina) honey you can call me grandma and them two young women over there is your sisters Beyonce  aka Bey and Solange aka Solo.
(Jay) lmao damn mathew Sierra just straight played you homie how do u feel now???
(Solange & Bey) lmao Jay you crazy leave him alone
(KiKi) i'm sorry sir but we haven't ate in 4 days we really could use some food in our tummy.
(SiSi) yeah we sorry maybe after dinner
(Everybody) 4 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD THAT'S WRONG ASS HELL
(Mathew) Okay no problem after dinner is fine
(Mama Tina & Gloria cooked fried chicken, potatoes salad,greens, mustard greens,pig feet,boiled chicken,baked shrimp and cream rice,peach and apple cobble,strawberry and banana pudding,red valet cake,carrot and chocolate cake,stew beef and rice for drinks sweet tea,pepsi,and mountain dew.)
(Jay) Dang my mommies threw down in the kitchen like always we got enough food to feed everyone and still have some left over for few months
(Bey) Oh Lord Jesus i'm be grubbing all night yeah boyyyyyyyyy get me a plate please somebody
(Solange) girl you is always hungry  fatty my niece or nephew is going to be a fat little something.
(SiSi and KiKi) OMG congrats sister I mean Bey we didn't know you was pregnant
(Bey) it's okay you can call me your big sis i'm the oldest sister solo is the baby girl and now we have two baby sisters and thank you so much ya are going to have a little brother or sister.
(Mama Tina & Gloria) DINNER IS SERVE HOPE EVERYONE WASHED THEIR HANDS
(Bey,Solo,SiSi,Jay and KiKi) ummm no but we about to
(Mathew) Okay everyone hold hands and lets pray
(SiSi ) Excuse me I hope i'm not asking to much but can I do grace please?
(Everyone expect mathew) Sure honey go ahead
(SiSi said the grace and everyone ate and talked)
It's now 7:00pm at the Carters house everyone is talking until Mathew got to interrupt the moment
(Mathew) SiSi KiKi can I ask my questions now please?
(SiSi &KiKi) sure go ahead
(Mathew) okay what school do you ladies go to and what grade are ya in?
(SiSi & KiKi) we go to  Manhattan Bridges High School and we in the 9th grade.Any more questions that you or anybody else wanna ask?
(Mathew) omg my baby girls are in High  school  im sorry I missed all your birthdays and the 14 years of your life.
(Bey) what are ya favorite subject in school and what do ya wanna be when ya grow up?
(SiSi) Math and I wanna be a singer just like you
(KiKi) Science and I wanna be a rapper like the best rapper in the game which is none other than Mr. Jay-z
(Jay & Bey) Awwh how sweet of ya we can take ya to our studio in the basement
(SiSi KiKi) Omg can we PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Jay & Bey) sure
Ring Ring "I'm feeling sexy  I wanna hear you say my name boy If you can reach me  You can feel my burning flame."(guess who phone that was going on singing Naughty Girl???)
(Bey) who phone is that playing my song?
(SiSi) oops sorry it's mines it's a text message
(KiKi) hmmmm sure
(Jay) ya love my baby too much and KiKi what does hmmm means?
(KiKi) Nothing Mr.Carter
(Jay) please don't call me that call me big bro Jay 
(SiSi & KiKi) Cool thanks big bro
(Everybody) Awwwwwh how cute
(Mathew) SiSi who bought ya phone I phones ya are too young to have phones??
(Solange) Will you please shut up don't try and act like a father now don't worry about it you didn't buy it so umm yeah next subject
(Mathew) LOOK SOLANGE YOU AIN'T GOING TO BE  TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU CRAZY I'M THE ADULT YOU THE CHILD DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I ASK THEM DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
(Solange) Yeah. I said that shit with nothing but attitude he is really getting on my nerves ughhh I be glad when he leave.
(SiSi & KiKi) our mom bought us these phones for emergency calls and to keep  in touch with her and you since you haven't been answering our calls
(Mama Tina) WTF sweeties when have ya been calling him?
(SiSi) Grandma we been calling him since we turned 7 years old and we only talked and saw him once and that was when we was 6 years old.
(Bey) OMG I really think i'm going to be sick what kind of father void their children when they need their father in their life every single day you are really an asshole,loser,jerk and etc fuck you how can you void these girls they didn't ask to come here you and kia should of use condoms.
(Solange) I couldn't have said it better myself ASSHOLE
(Mathew) I'm still ya father I better get shown some respect like right now
(Jay) Nigga you are sorry excuse for father what kind of nigga is going to ignore their children you fucked up for that.
(Mama Tina) you know what leave and i'm going to bed I don't have time for this Goodnight everyone
(Gloria) I'm right behind you this has been a long day goodnight
(Everyone) Goodnight
(Mathew) Fine I'll leave bye
(Bey) anyways now that's over what do ya wanna do?
(SiSi) can we go to the studio please?
(Jay) Sure let's go
(Solange) ya have fun i'm going to bed i'm tired night
(SiSi,KiKi, Jay and Bey) dang alright night solo
(Bey,Jay,KiKi and SiSi are now in the studio listening to beats and playing around in the studio until SiSi gets a text message she is so into singing that she didn't hear the phone so bey saw the text and stopped everything).
(Bey) SiSi you got a text message and before I give you the phone do you wanna talk to me and Jay about something don't lie be honest with us or else you will get some consequences???
(SiSi) ummm nope not that I can think of why?
(Jay) let me see baby.When I saw that text I was pissed off that's shit right there nope not about to go down in this house.
(Bey &Jay) Are you sure? this is your last chance to be honest and upfront with us?
(SiSi) Yes can I have my phone now please?
(Jay) Nope because you lied who the fuck is Sean? He texting you stuff you shouldn't be even thinking about
(SiSi) Sean is my boyfriend he is 17 years old he drive and we been dating since 7th grade and what stuff are you talking about?
(Bey) 17 REALLY NOPE NOT GOING DOWN HE IS 4 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU HE TALKING ABOUT BABY I MISS YOU CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE THEM SEXY LIPS,WHISPER THINGS IN YOUR EAR WHILE YOU LAYING ON TOP OF ME CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE THAT V-CARD LOVE YOU SWEET THANG.
(KiKi) OOOOOOOOO SiSi you in trouble now they going to get you smh
(Jay) 17??? WHERE IS MY GUN AT HE MESSING WITH THE RIGHT ONE NOW READING SHIT LIKE THAT MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
(Bey)What's going on SiSi??? Talk to me i'm ya big sister ya can tell me anything and I promise it won't leave this studio.
(SiSi) nothing that's just my baby I love him so much I love being around him and the things that we do together mmmmm that boy is omg he making me hot
(Bey & Jay) WTH really ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH HIM?
(SiSi) ........
(Bey) SISI ANSWER US 
(Jay) KiKi what's your sister whole name and yours?
(KiKi) Sierra  Laynia Knowles and mines is Kierra Kiamya Knowles
(Jay) cute names now that I know the whole names SIERRA LAYNIA KNOWLES ANSWER THE QUESTION NOW OR IT'S GOING TO BE ME,YOU AND THIS BELT
(SiSi) okay no sir and no ma'ma i'm not having sex we only kissed we most did once
(Bey) i'm deal with you in a few mins now KiKi same question do you have a boyfriend and if so what's his name,age and are ya having sex?
(Kierra) yes ma'ma I do have a  boyfriend his name is Brandon he is 16 years old and no we are not having sex but I didn't sneak him in my room and we slept in the same bed but we didn't do anything but kissed,cuddle and fell asleep.
(Bey & Jay) Lord Jesus we got two preteens on our hands give us the strength  okay glad that KiKi told us the truth unlike somebody.
(Bey) Jay and myself talked to the girls about everything from sex to pregnancy we still going to talk to SiSi about this older guy she dating and these messages he been sending her.
(Jay) Alright ladies it's going on Midnight it's bedtime for everybody so  KiKi and SiSi ya rooms are down the hall to the right before ya go give up the phones ya will get them in the morning night love ya
(SiSi) Please big bro I can't sleep without my phone my baby is supposed to be texting me about somethings PLEASE I love you
(Bey) Girl if you don't go to bed with your fast self that phone is staying with us  goodnight love you muah
(KiKi) Thank you both for taking us in like this we are so thankful we love the both of ya good night love ya
(SiSi) fine i'll go to bed I guess I have to dream about my baby then goodnight love ya too
(Everyone in the Carter household was knocked out calling cows and sheeps).

3 comments:

  1. Thanks for commenting and reading.

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  2. Great update n i love da twins even doe sisi is grown bey cant talk cuz jay older den her n ughzzz i cant stand matthew n im glad everybody accepted dem

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